Anon03/23/26, 20:09No.11489082
>Are you okay!?
>"Oh yeah, I'm fine. Never been better."
>Oh...thank god, because you look-
>"Of course I'm not 'okay,' you idiot. Help me."
>Ah...alright. Just hang in there, I'll get you out of-
>"What are you doing?"
>Carrying you?
>"Haaaa...no, no. You've got a bag, right? Toss me and whatever looks like a part of me in there. Don't just carry me like a corpse, I'm full of loose currents. If you get shocked I'm fucked."
>...that seems a little disrespectful. You'd hate that.
>"Adorable. Yes, I would. Do it anyway."