Anon03/24/26, 13:35No.11489407
>be me, just got fired from job
>see posting for “experimental conjoinment study”
>it pays incredibly well
>wake up attached to a cute girl
>she’s shy and makes me wear a blindfold when changing and using the restroom
>takes a while before we can walk without stumbling
>quickly realize she’s messy and clumsy
>”um…anon…d-do we really need to shower everyday?”
>get really good at playing difficult games together, start getting along very well
>start to feel warm constantly
>”s-s-since it’s my body, we’ll use my clothes, o-okay?” but then wears my old shirts
>she cutely tries to hide a gift she ordered
>tries to whisper to her friend on the phone about valentine’s day
>”i-i’m just looking at things, okay? it’s n-none of your business”
>eventually gives up and forces me to make chocolates with her
>feeds me the chocolate while devastatingly giggling
>”y-you can’t look at other girls while you’re stuck with me, okay?”
>our heart explodes