Anon03/14/26, 17:42No.11485447
>new full dive game comes out
>it's some boring dating sim
>whatever, it's got a free trial, can't afford hours on anything else
>i'm always playing trials to distract from the suffering in my country
>put on my 1st gen ewaste headset, jailbroken of course
>signup, boot the game
>some blonde tutorial NPC ambushes me
>"WELCOME TO HEAVEN'S DREAM MATCH VR~, WOULD YOU LIKE TO HEAR THE TUTORI-"
>get the fuck out of my way, I only have 4 hours of playtime
>swipe her away, she disappears
>good
>time to find the most fun stuff to do before time is up
>walk around the capital city
>damn what a boring game
>just cutesy shops and parks, I imagine this is what a suburb in the Core looks like. sickening.
>open cheats menu
>blonde bot pops up again, ugh
>"Player, I'm afraid there may be something wrong with your equipment. We would like to remind you that unauthorized software tools are no-"
>try swiping her away again
>my hand stops, her face gets sterner
>"This is your final warning. Cheating is not tole-"
>punch her with strength hack, I can't deal with ts
>she goes flying like a KO in smash bros
>lol
>maybe I'll use godmode and TP hacks next
>start to feel a really weird sensation of vertigo and weightlessness
>keeps getting worse until i feel like fucking flashbanged, can't see shit
>can't log out. hardware lock.
>vision clears, see the tutorial bot sitting in front of me, all sweaty
>she's massive
>actually, I'm just tiny, wtf
>can't speak
>can't even move, I'm just kneeling in front of her
>uh
>"As your authorized moderator, I will control your behavior until your trial expires."
>takes off her loafers, peels off her damp tights
>throws the sweaty fabric at me as she glares down at me, green eyes full of absolute disgust
>she starts lecturing me about Terms and Conditions
>lifts her bare foot toward me
>heat, sweat, intense scent...
>finally lowers her sole onto me
>spend the next 3 hours and 55 minutes getting kneaded into the dirt by her feet
>worst anti-cheat ever
