Anon03/04/26, 19:29No.11480818
>Hey Wendy!
>Hi! Ohh, you were right, it really is nice up here on the roof this time of night. I was afraid it would be cold.
>Best place to drink beer.
>I miss beer. I miss you. I miss sitting down and doing nothing.
>Well I hardly ever see you anymore.
>Sorry. Work has been 7 days a week, and then there are night classes, and I never did quit that paper route in the morning.
>I dig it. In this economy though, I guess you have to hang on to whatever you have.
>You have that look. What happened?
>You can tell? The, uh, gig dried up, and now I've go these things.
>I didn't want to say anything. They can't be real. Nobody as skinny as you can have knockers like that. The world couldn't be that unfair. They are beyond basketballs.
>You can have them, they fucking dribble milk at random.
>Milk?
>They made us all sign these non-disclosure agreements, but fuck it, the whole company went bankrupt, and I won't even be getting my final paycheck. I went to their office, and it's being turned into a Toy's R Us. I don't even know who to yell at.
>But milk?
>It was a bunch of medical industry reps, and they said we would be helping to produce hormone supplements. It would help barren women to conceive and cure a bunch of shit. So they gave us a shot in the arm, and in a week, everything soft on me just moved straight into my titties.
>You're still want to save the world, but by lactating hormones?
>It seemed like a good idea at the time. Now everything I eat goes straight to my boobs. Like, everything. I shit you not, I'm 8 beers in, and I can't even get a buzz.
>Boobs full of beer. Those boobs would be very popular at the club where I work. Just saying, the tips would be huge.
>Maybe I should try that. And you know, the company didn't even give us a good answer. Just mumbled a bunch of shit about MSG and leaded gasoline, and how house painters were doing something with basedbeans and yams or something.