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Anonymous08/26/25, 22:45No.11364327Monkey's Paw XXXVIII: Yes, it's me, the real Madoka. Ask me to grant your wish.
The rules:
>Grant the wish of an Anon above you, putting your own lewd twist on it.
>After granting a wish, you get to make one wish yourself. The Anons below you will grant it, and so on.
The first Anon of the thread gets to ask for a wish for free, without having to grant someone else's wish. (To be clear,does not mean without receiving a twist.)
>If a wish received only lazy "the wish is made completely unenjoyable and everyone dies" answers, you can re-grant it in a different way and still get to make your wish.
>If all wishes have been already granted, then you can just ask for a wish for free.
>Not a rule but it's still good form: if someone put effort and creativity in their post, you are encouraged to put effort and creativity when you answer their wish.
>Remember that we're here to have fun!
Last Thread: https://desuarchive.org/d/thread/11313314
Wishes from the previous thread:
>>11357708
>I wish to be this queen bee girl, including being milked for honey and being bred to produce more robo-bee boys.
>>11359287
>I wish for a big monsterman husbando.
>>11360114
>I wish to be a cute boy who cums constantly.
>>11362769
>I wish I was a cute boy with a dick&balls that keep growing, and growing, and growing...
>>11363399
>I wish an evil witch posing as a hypnotherapist slowly corrupted and transformed my kind and loving girlfriend into a slobby dickgirl like this. While she turned her into a foul mouthed slob she would turn me into her hyperfeminine sex robot/gaming pc/crypto miner with an obscene robot body. Despite my corrupted girlfriend cheering on my objectification, due to an oversight by the evil witch my girlfriend will still love me and remain loyal.
>>11363408
>I wish for a futa wife with abysmal sexual stamina and extreme premature ejaculation
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Anon08/26/25, 22:53No.11364335
I wish to be transformed into a form that all women would find cute and adorable which they would dote on in perpetuity, a form where I would essentially be immortal and never age or die of disease or maladies which come from an ageless body, to be loved and pampered by them and all of my needs taken care of for me without me having to lift a single finger.
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Anon08/26/25, 23:31No.11364362
Granted! You two become a slobby dickgirl and bimbo do it all robot assistant like your pictures. Your GF is hairy, sweaty, and has a musk that, after the curse? Drives you wild......But what's a happy ending if you don't fully earn it?You and your GF get a sexy hypnotherapist to improve your sex life, one who will poke and prod at what you two want. Well, she pretends to, but it's almost as if she knows already. She'll slowly tell your GF that she likes to indulge and be shameless, and you, that you may enjoy a more... submissive role. The sessions will be a blur, as one day you notice her grow a cock, and she becomes more and more lazy and slob like around the house. The hypnotherapist will request that you come to her alone so she may condition you, and whether you do to submit, or confront her about the changes to your kind and loving GF, she'll simply smile, lock the door behind you with a spell, and your vision will go blank, only for you to wake up in a box, looking up at your GF... limbs packaged separately.Your GF will forget that she ever had a boyfriend, or a hynotherapist. She'll think she was always a slobby dickgirl NEET getting money from crypto, who finally got herself a robot GF, just like her animes!Oh she'll cheer on your objectification alright... she just won't remember it was you. Neither will anyone else. It will be a retroactive change, at least. If you have friends, they'll rationalize that you were a sexbot that they kept around playing games and stuff, with new memories of making you fetch snacks and serve them in cute outfits and such. Your GF will assume she just got you used, and be happy to drive you to stuff like DnD night... though you may be used as a calculator during, an you might have to sit on her cock as she plays with you, your character being her familiar or slave...As for you? You cannot directly tell her anything about the hypnotherapist or her having a boyfriend.
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Anon08/27/25, 01:28No.11364435
Granted! You now have an adorable futa wife who can't handle her own package. She's SUPER fun to tease, and even has a slightly sadistic side, enjoying it when you push her limits, even when her "stamina" has run out. Say, if you keep teasing her cock after she's spent, turn a vibrator to 11 once her panties are ruined, brush against a boner of hers in public, like you're playing Russian roulette gun prone to accidental discharge... and she loves you, deeply. She'll gladly be your plaything.As for you? You've got an opposite problem. Your wife likes girls, and wished for "a wife who could also be a futa"... though wasn't aware she'd also be futa, or that she'd have problems in the bedroom (even if they become a fetish for her). She ALSO wished that you had "incredible stamina" and that she could "bring you pleasure like nothing else"... and so you can ONLY cum from the pleasure she gives you. I'm sure you see a problem already...She MEANT she'd take a girl or a futa, but I interpreted it to mean you shift between being a cute, curvy girl with a soft pussy with no extra sausage, and a futa packing something similar to your wife's package.You will be obsessed with her cock, as due to her flawed wording, she is the only thing that can bring you release. You'll be obsessed with all of her, really. Just watching her make her cute noises while she cums will be enough to make you blush... which makes you a naturally good dom who gets a lot out of toying with her wife, and she's more than fine with this.The thing is, you won't always be a futa. Sure, when you are, you can just cum inside of her... but you'll also wake up some days as a girl, and you'll stay a girl until you cum from your pussy. And if you remember... you have incredible stamina. Getting you to cum takes a marathon. Sure, your wife can let you sit on her face, finger you, trib, fuck you even after she's cum, or shamefully use a strap on, but NOTHING compares to her cute cock to you...
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Anon08/27/25, 03:00No.11364468
Granted! You are now the pictured bee girl in a modern world with monsterfolk. You lactate a special honey that can be sold for high prices and even work as an aphrodisiac, but otherwise are what you posted. A bee themed shortstack queen. While most bees only have DAUGHTERS, you only have sons. Drones, in most hives, made only for sex.So, what's with the robot parts, why do you lactate honey, and why do you produce a family circle instead of a hive of girl workers? Modifications! It's unclear what you were originally, but your owner, a cute girl who now lives as a beekeeper (your beekeeper), found you, a small species of fairy thought to be extinct... but with no partners, your future looked grim. And so, your cute lil body was whisked away to her lab where she did what she could to let you form a new hive.Is it a good time to mention that you don't understand the language most sapient people in this world use? Your consent was assumed. After all, you wanted to live and have your species KEEP living, right? You were seen as both a pet, and an intelligent specimen... though your means of communication with your keeper are limited to buttons that correlate to things like "food", "attention", "sex"... with pictures on the buttons so you know which ones to press.You were impregnated with dna modeled after your own... but it can only produce male offspring. Still, that's progress! Oddly, you suffer no ill effects from incest. Your keeper helps you all out with mechanical wings, pollen detectors, bio mechanical limbs, and even a little extra "where it counts". This way, your drones live longer and can even act as workers.Whenever you lay eggs (which is often), she'll take them and fit your boys with the lil robo parts they need to be workers, and return them.They all love you, and you and them can communicate somewhat... but they do still keep a part of their "drone" instincts, and see you as both a mother and partner, feeding from your "honey tanks".
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Anon08/28/25, 03:35No.11365208
Granted! You are reborn in another world where monsters like oni exist, and get a red oni husbando who is impulsive, passionate, a bit of a himbo, but also loving.You are reborn as a cute maiden who is offered to him as a human/oni peace offering.Being isekai'd and having no living relatives made the decision REALLY easy for the villagers, it's like you were made for this. However, he's not your everyday oni, as I said earlier. He's just as willing in this as you are. He's a prince, and if he refused you, his father would take seven brides instead just to make a point....So it's a good thing you have a thing for big, soft monstermen. He'll believe the story of you being isekai'd, laughing at it, and laughing HARDER if you tell him you wished for a big husband... before blushing when he realizes you're serious.You'll have access to magic to temporarily switch your sex if you'd like, especially if you say you were a boy, or would like to be one... but making you a maiden with a stretchy pussy was for your own good.Whether it's your libido, or a trait of him being an oni, you'll be entranced by his cock. You'll NEED it inside of you... and being an oni, he'll need something to fuck. There's just a small problem... though if you ask him, he'd call it a "large" problem. He's massive. You don't get extreme levels of porn physics (though you get some). He is not TOO big for you physically, but he will be the tightest fit you'll ever experience without being split in two. Your first time with him, just getting it in will be a chore. He'll lay down for you and let you lower yourself onto it at your own pace, jokingly saying stuff like "Good girl" whenever you take a little more, but stopping you if you seem like you're hurting yourself.If you want a big monsterman, you're gonna need to train for that big mosntercock. Each night, you'll get a little better, until you can eventually take it to the hilt. He'll celebrate by keeping it inside of you.
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Anon08/28/25, 20:37No.11365521
>I wish to be a cute boy who cums constantly.>I wish I was a cute boy with a dick&balls that keep growing, and growing, and growing...Wish bumps
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Anon08/30/25, 18:13No.11367136
bump
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Anon09/05/25, 07:41No.11370766
Granted! You are now a short, adorable boy who attracts "big sister" and milfy lovers, perhaps even guys who are "not gay BUT". However... that has quite the sense of finality to it, doesn't it? In the end?Your package can never kill via crushing/asphyxiation, and will still be sensitive and functional when at ridiculous or cosmically impressive sizes. Once you pass "too big to know what's going on", you'll create a cock and balls event horizon, absorbing everything, and everyone, into your cock, balls, and sperm, all life becoming your own, all souls existing as your sapient genitals, etc. And after that?...You return to square one. You create another big bang, but with the added mass of the semen that your observable universe sized balls produced. You will awaken in a new reality big enough for you to be a short king again, with a proportionally appropriate cock and balls. There will be no evidence that your growth ever happened, it'll be like Ground Hog Day each time you get ridiculously big, but there's a VERY fun catch.You never know when the growth will start, what the pace will be, or how long it'll be until you restart. One life the growth may start early, "pause" long enough for you to become a sex god and porn star, only to slowly become freakish and cater to more and more deviant audiences. Another? You might find a GF and forget about the power altogether, your package erasing reality when she proposes. And yet another? It might be the slowest burn imaginable, making you WISH it'd speed up, as you turn to porn for money...But I'm a nice genie. Remember when I said your cock absorbs souls? If you're close enough to someone, you can bring back memories of past realities. It'll be hard, much like your dick, but that GF? You could get her back as a companion through multiple loops of effort, trial and error. Perhaps if you did this with enough people, time could be "fixed", but do you wan that, or to experience the same bad end repeatedly?
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Anon09/07/25, 05:38No.11372163
Granted! You are now a cute boy with an infinite stream of cum. You are perpetually in a state of orgasm, only growing more aware as the stream weakens, and more lust drunk as it intensifies, but always horny and experiencing pleasure, even alongside other things like fear, love, and shame. You will also lose the need to eat, drink, and even breathe (but doing these things will still feel good), along with any other biological factors that would complicate WHERE you will be.Do you like space? Of course you like space, it has aliens and stuff in it, so congrats, I've thrown you into a 0 g ecosystem. Don't worry, it has cute, sexy alien boys and girls, from classic tentacled shoggoth girls, to interstellar humanoids (Viltrumites, Saiyans, Koriand'r, etc), to terrestrial species that live in ships and on asteroids, to straight up monsters.The asteroids lack enough gravity to hold you down, so how do you get around in this strange new world?Every action has an equal and opposite reaction. Your orgasms are free propellant. Point your dick in the opposite direction of where you want to go, get horny, and pray your stream stays straight.You'll DEFINITELY attract the attention of your interstellar neighbors, viewing you with curiosity, disgust, and even lust, manifesting in a desire to toy with you. You're no superbeing, you're just durable and near immortal. A saiyan might fuck you to show dominance, a shoggoth woman may catch and toy with you, and inevitably, you'll attract the attention of a passing ship.Whether they're like the sexy xcom snakes, tall blue women and cat twinks, something amorphous, or even androids, I cannot say... but one may take pity on you, providing you with containment tanks and asking you where you want to go, seeing you as a common hitchhiker... but if you get their INTEREST, such as telling them your cum is truly infinite... you could end up as a breeding stock sold to the highest bidder, or become a ship sex pet.
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Anon09/10/25, 20:51No.11374437
> I wish I was bred by a tentacle creature.
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Anon09/16/25, 01:18No.11377831
granted
women can't digest proteins well and need most of their nourishment from cellulose and are as inefficient as pandas at it. they need to eat their weight in grass to survive.
the louder they sound the more they need to eat. they can't really work because most of the day goes into eating plants so men work to provide their wives with hay or other biomass, a woman without a patron to supply them with food is as good as dead.
they defecate all the time and having a toilet is impractical, a cowshed floor or a sty is the most practical.
your free time as a man goes into shoveling grass or hay or bamboo if you feel exotic and shoveling shit.>I wish mermaids were real
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Anon09/16/25, 14:17No.11378169
Why don't people seem to post feedback? Makes me a little sad, I'd at least like to know if the other person liked it...
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Anon09/18/25, 13:18No.11379412
I'd like to be a ghost girl wandering worlds beyond this one after death, who always finds herself being put in restrictive and dehumanizing bondage scenarios. More specifically, this girl.
Is it real, or just another dream? The decision is yours.
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Anon09/27/25, 13:22No.11385088
Live, please
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Anon10/11/25, 19:33No.11394102
bump
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Anon10/16/25, 17:24No.11397613
I wish i could orgasm hard like women do but from just anal