itt post the most dogshit takes from cartoon

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Anon09/06/26, 16:31No.155344331

>”my opinion matters because 100k manchild autists on the internet need something to watch while they play Fortnite. I’ve never had a real job or made anything of value in my entire life but I have a microphone so what I have to say about animation is important” This is the biggest dogshit take but it remains unsaid by all of them, even though they all think it

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Anon09/06/26, 16:31No.155344336

>VeggieTales became a good show when it stopped being about religion

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Anon09/06/26, 16:34No.155344371

Is this guy fucking retarded? I knew about the Disney Glazing and the misinformation from time to time... but this?! He seriously said that the Mother Fucking GOAT of Animation... needed to read Richard William's Book.... when he has made several things that proves he is a Mother Fucking GOAT? Animatt you are now the biggest retard in the animation community!

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Anon09/06/26, 16:37No.155344392

Man did E;R become fucking dated lol

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Anon09/06/26, 16:40No.155344425

>Avatar is better than DB I would fight e;r and curb stomp his scrawny faggot ass for this one

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Anon09/06/26, 16:41No.155344441

Star Giant Productions videos are a goldmine for idiotic takesThis Oscar animated feature winner ranking video is especially retarded to me https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VI6q0C-oUCg This fucker ranks Del Toros Pinocchio incredibly low on the ranking for being "too morbid" and "having a song about f-slurs" and to add insult to injury, puts Happy Feet higher in the ranking. This faggot also says how Madagascar films should’ve won the Oscar in some years.

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Anon09/06/26, 16:47No.155344513

I thought everyone agreed the Hotel T films are Genndy's weakest work behind Fixed and Maruined?

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Anon09/06/26, 16:55No.155344598

Copy-pasted from somewhere else: >Tardraged over Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs more stylized and cartoony look, claiming that they don’t look "believable" enough, are "overanimated" and stated that the designs look unprofessional and like they were designed by a "brain-damaged chimpanzee", to the point where IIRC the films main character designer joking put "brain-damaged chimpanzee" in his Twitter bio for some time. >Hated on Hotel Transylvania's more stylized look too and basically thought "why are they doing this? TV cartoons only move like this to cut costs, there’s no reason to make an animated film look like this" and said that Genndy Tartakovsky needs to read the Animators Survival Kit to improve on his skills. >Stripped naked in his Alice: Through the Looking Glass review. >Much like MovieBob, he’s a Disney shill with hardcore leftie opinions. >His "best animated movies of 2024" video consisted of nothing but normie shit like Inside Out 2 and Wild Robot rather than stuff like Flow, The Day the Earth Blew Up, Memoir of a Snail, etc. (typical "animation is cinema" behavior) >draws amateur DeviantArt level shit. He also hates Skydance Animation because Lasseter is there (To be fair their movies feel like the type of films you see playing at a Dentist's office)

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Anon09/06/26, 17:09No.155344804

I'm guessing this autistic retard thinks Monkeyverse is the savior of 3D animation.

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Anon09/06/26, 17:19No.155344943

Can't you fags talk about good cartoon reviewers for a change, someone worth giving a fuck about. Or are there just none in existence so it's not even possible even if you want to. I think Steve Reviews is alright

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Anon09/06/26, 17:22No.155344974

AniMat is a fag

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Anon09/06/26, 17:25No.155345005

A good amount of things Mr. Enter says.

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Anon09/06/26, 17:39No.155345203

Remember when LS Mark said Fantasia is boring and that’s it’s just a bunch of pretty animation and nothing else. He said that a lot of golden age Disney films drag out too long cause I guess a zoomer cuck like him can’t watch anything that doesn’t have constant key jingling.

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Anon09/06/26, 17:47No.155345349

I know people love to say that you shouldn't have to be good at making things to be a critic but it is funny how 99 percent of them make shit when the ball is in their court I'd resign out of shame if I made pic rel as an animation critic

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Anon09/06/26, 18:01No.155345624

Mark made me realize a lot of cartoon reviewers do this a lot. Especially Saberspark.https://litter.catbox.moe/ksp46axb9exlqbex.mp4

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Anon09/06/26, 18:20No.155345948

Remember when Mr. Enter shat on Robot Jones artstyle for looking "cheap" and being Schoolhouse Rock-inspired despite not being made in the 1970s? https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0PuDCTLsSkU&t=1m59s

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Anon09/06/26, 18:26No.155346050

>"Animation doesn't need writers, the storyboarders are more than capable of doing story duty"This shit popularized by John K pisses me off to no end, since it's taken like gospel when truth of the matter is: >It only applies to like 3% of the people in the industry >Said 3% of these people are individuals who already had a latent interest in writing (wheter it be poetry, scriptwriting, songwriting, etc) >Said 3% doesn't include John K, the retard who thinks every cartoon should look like Tex Avery having a mental breakdown

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Anon09/06/26, 18:39No.155346256

the worst take from a cartoon critic was LSMark taking Chris "the cuck" O'Neill's girlfriend

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Anon09/06/26, 18:50No.155346439

God this guy’s a fucking idiot, he seemingly wants Hotel Transylvania and Cloudy to look like any other generic animated film based on his braindead takes. It’s funny because this guy thinks that shit looks unprofessional yet he also defended the beanmouth style and said "people are hating it just to hate on modern Disney and Pixar" or some shit like that.

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Anon09/06/26, 19:17No.155346928

>The autistic tirade he just did because he was mad people rightfully clowned on his dog ass taste for giving Wish a good review

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Anon09/06/26, 19:20No.155346994

>DUDE STOP MAKING YOUR CARTOONS SO CARTOONY WHY CANT YOU BE LIKE THE LATEST EMOTIONALLY MANIPULATIVE OSCAR BAIT DISNEY FILMWhat the fuck? Does this guy even like cartoons?

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Anon09/06/26, 19:34No.155347248

Regardless of what official narrative exists to the contrary, picrel is what ended Pan-Pizza's career as an entertainer. He was given an opportunity to give a fair assessment of an extremely hyped Adult Swim show up against an extremely hyped streaming show that he himself actually took the time to promote via his podcast, and his Catholic inferiority complex decided to obsess over the Nazi nofapper shitshow that got cancelled in three seasons and slap his friend's still-ongoing project with a mixed review instead. Everything Pan says about wanting to embrace the future of entertainment and not be a nostalgiatard is complete bunk; this proves definitively that the true undertone of what is thus far his life's work is just getting back at some Texan kids who annoyed him in elementary school, and that's why Loki IRL will never be picked up and he will continue to languish in obscurity until he is voting Republican and slamming mojitos in some backwater Alamo steak town.The title of the second video was originally "Hazbin Hotel: What I Liked And What I Didn't".

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Anon09/06/26, 20:27No.155348033

Enter saying Turning Red should have mentioned 9/11. It's so fucking retarded it goes around to being funny, and the movie's lasting legacy.

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Anon09/06/26, 20:50No.155348391

remember that time LS Mark married oneyNG's ex and she cheated on him with ricepirate mick and he called it a power move? good times

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Anon09/06/26, 21:20No.155348906

Funny how these people who bitch and whine about interesting artstyles for being "bad" never shit on a cartoons artstyle when it looks like this

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Anon09/06/26, 21:47No.155349343

I remember the girl on the far right called Bleedman a pedophile because he drew on the PPG's upskirted.

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Anon09/06/26, 21:49No.155349382

the fact that EZ PZ guy gaslighted everyone into thinking they had cartoon sex orgies and stuff is really fucking funny looking back.

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Anon09/06/26, 21:51No.155349412

I remember Robobuddies did a whole video ranting about the backgrounds in Archie's Weird Mysteries like what kinda autism is that where you look at these and get mad?

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Anon09/06/26, 21:51No.155349414

I used to be a cartoon nerd up until I was 15 because I quickly realized that most of the fandom is full of the most ugliest and annoying autistic retards on earth and being associated with them was social suicide. I still occasionally browse here for memes but I haven't watched any cartoons since the Samurai Jack revival back in 2017

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Anon09/06/26, 21:54No.155349469

Mr. Enter >Like this kind of stupidity is something that legitimately does tick me off because when I do plan and write stories, I do tend to use fantastical uh premises that are high concepts. And because the internet is full of snark and morons like this, it's like why is this, why is that, why is this, why is that? >And I hate that I used to be a part of that a decade and a half ago.

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Anon09/06/26, 21:55No.155349479

People saying the later seasons of Powerpuff Girls and Dexter are bad/awful when it's really more the same with different art to fit digital animation and a bit weirder because the writers got bored but to say they're bad cartoons when shit like

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Anon09/06/26, 22:03No.155349604

I really have no issues with Pan, I just wish he drop the whole shitty immature jokes, awful Loki IRL shit and the loser thing (I know he's a loser irl but like you don't need to do it in your videos but he likely gets off to it).

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Anon09/06/26, 22:04No.155349613

Is this the stealth pan thread? Cool remember that time he did an interview with dilworth and got basic shit wrong, like confusing episode plots and forgetting titles to episodes and even saying something like courage was "pretty edgy for a nickelodeon show" does this dumbfuck even watch cartoons or is he just a larping ponyfag

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Anon09/06/26, 22:12No.155349737

Not a cartoon reviewer but this guy seems like a faggot, I've seen people shit on him before but only video I saw of him was shitting on The Maxx while not getting it and after that I refused to watch him.

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Anon09/06/26, 22:30No.155350023

Speaking of AniMat, he dropped this shit yesterday>4 hour ranting on Sony Pictures Animation glazers, ToonHive, Disney haters, beanmouth haters, Glitch glazers and morehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Il3I_y0vzzE

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Anon09/06/26, 22:33No.155350061

You can tell this is samefagging. Yes basically all internet reviewers are retards, but you don't have to come here to samefag and autistically vent about someone.

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Anon09/06/26, 22:34No.155350077

Any review towards Turning Red that involves complaining about Mei dancing is retarded and gay

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Anon09/06/26, 22:34No.155350085

>vomited over the splinter and got repeatedly mind broken by spongebob >an episode of technicolor horses made him depressed for three days >cried over an episode of gravity falls (not even one of the lore ones, it was the episode with the fucking dinosaurs) >sperged out over how "trolls" were sociopaths and targeting him because they disagreed with him >mind broken over clarence >thinks craig of the creek is the best cartoon network show >obsessed with crossdressing visibly uncomfortable little boys in growing around What the fuck is his problem?

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Anon09/06/26, 23:08No.155350710

Does Hotdiggedydemon count as a cartoon reviewer? because him being triggered by Miss Keane's lack of boobs in the remake

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Anon09/06/26, 23:35No.155351339

I miss her

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Anon09/07/26, 00:00No.155351929

The very essence of these modern day cartoon critics is a symptom of late stage internet/dead internet (majority normie/3rd world internet). 15-20 years ago none of these retards, if the same age back then, would be making these low effort 20min-40min even 2 hours sometimes bitching videos, they'd be making actual internet cartoons. This new age of video essays is only tolerated now because the average modern day internet users iq is between 90-100. Normies have this obsession with watching reactions, with watching someone's serious opinion on some pop culture slop they watched.Out of curiosity the other day I decided to count how many cookie cutter video essays were recommended to me on youtube. It was over 40, varying in topics from tv shows, cartoons, video games, and e-celeb drama. I do not watch video essays and it still recommends me them as the majority of video recommendations from the algorithm and it's because normies are subhumans that mass watch this garbage. And then people like LS Mark finally make a cartoon and it for some reason has to be this giant production with all this money involved. Why not just make internet cartoon shorts? Why does every modern day internet cartoon/indie pilot have to be some performative event and a pity party money beg ritual to stick it to le mean capitalism bully Hollywood? The internet sucks now, normies and social media platforms ruined it beyond saving.

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Anon09/07/26, 00:06No.155352073

Schaffrillas complaining about Woody from Toy Story being "too mean" and making the film uncomfortable to rewatch and also saying that Sid’s house is too off-putting. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mFMbJvNlJac&t=26m14s

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Anon09/07/26, 00:41No.155352706

Fuck off wannabe janitor.

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Anon09/07/26, 00:53No.155352941

I have the worst takes because I'm a fucking retard and have shitty sensory overload problems.>don't like Cartoon Network shows because sensory fucking overload >Only like 90s and early 2000s preschool shows for the most part >somehow love Tokyo Mew Mew, despite that being an action series >don't like most stuff that's cartoony and wacky because sensory overload

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Anon09/07/26, 01:14No.155353278

MrEnter is fucking hilarious, he’s like the AVGN of cartoons. Like why is he screaming and so angry, shit always has me dying laughing on how seriously he takes cartoons. I watched his Sanjay and Craig video recently and I haven’t laughed that hard in a long time. Better than every single cartoon channel, especially Tariq. Tariq your videos suck you fucking faggot, I know you cartoon youtuber faggots browse this shit. Bro always has to interrupt his vids with unfunny lines and jokes in his videos. He spends more time making jokes than talking about the point of the video. MrEnter’s autistic rage is funnier than you, Tariq, you faggot.

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Anon09/07/26, 01:19No.155353343

Poasting in a concentrated cancer thread. E-celeb threads are cancer. All of them.

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Anon09/07/26, 01:44No.155353755

Kill yourself aspie

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Anon09/07/26, 02:52No.155355126

I miss when Crimson Mayhem would just tweet stupid shit like this

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Anon09/07/26, 03:03No.155355355

Not specifically a single take but more for the slow decline into dementia that was Digibro's career.

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Anon09/07/26, 03:20No.155355661

Tbh the only cartoon reviewers that I legitimately like at this point are Anthony's Animation Talk and The Hick Critic, and even then I bet that most of you people here have never heard of them.I feel like the most meaningful discussions on the medium are more relegated to blogsites and books rather than digestible YouTube videos made to pander to whatever consensus is popular. Unfortunately alot of the REALLY good ones are slowly being lost to time (both Michael Barrier's and Sporn's website are both down due to their failing health or death and are only available via archive now which is a shame) I just recommend that people just on Cartoon Research's bibliography and recommend blogs pages and just go through there.

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Anon09/07/26, 03:41No.155356077

Doug Walker saying that he disliked Treasure Planet because it chose to be a science-fantasy adventure movie instead of a literal adaptation of the book lives rent-free in my head.

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Anon09/07/26, 04:19No.155356713

>"friends?" >UTI from not cleaning your jizz to Tera strong >"sonic heros is better then sonic adventure 2"

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Anon09/07/26, 04:22No.155356749

>Anything Jhonny EnterEven to this day.ShitBonus: >RebelTaxi: like putting scanlines on your emulator.You'd realize those were just blanklines before people figured out proper shaders? Did you actually ever own a CRT and played games at 240p

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Anon09/07/26, 04:56No.155357210

Modern day cartoon/comic youtubers are like the gaming youtubers of yester year Both have an overly strong grip on the popular consensus about said media due to the fact that there isn't much participation with their respective media.

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Anon09/07/26, 06:50No.155358416

>MarsReviews I miss him. What happened to him? His videos were actually funny and informative. Even this one (despite it being dated) was entertaining:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAOmXzjrSr8

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Anon09/07/26, 06:56No.155358475

>post the most dogshit takes from cartoon critics All of them They either have some snobbish pretentious idea of what cartoons are supposed to be Or are clout chasers who have same opinion of whatever is the most vocal among the fandom

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Anon09/07/26, 08:09No.155359058

>Need video to watch while I work >"I WATCHED AND RANKED ALL DISNEY CLASSICS" by LS Mark sounds good enough, never watched him before >"I'm skipping War Era because no one cares about it anyways" >Click on a different video and never look back Something about him just openly admitting he doesn't care for the material HE chose to talk about made me hate that little faggot. Does he not know he's not supposed to say the quiet part out loud?

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Anon09/07/26, 12:17No.155360271

No Matt Brunet? Fuck you, OP

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Anon09/07/26, 12:24No.155360306

Are there any critics that just overanalyze jokes and shit like this? I feel like I’ve seen this type of critic before.

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Anon09/07/26, 14:50No.155361392

Why are most cartoon critics grown men who are outside of the targeted age demographic?

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Anon09/07/26, 15:18No.155361750

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Anon09/07/26, 15:39No.155362065

Sometimes this shiteo pops up in my mind.

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Anon09/07/26, 17:11No.155363309

Bump

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Anon09/07/26, 19:01No.155365225

Anyone who just got into comics but suddenly think they're expert enough to comment on it.

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Anon09/07/26, 22:25No.155368458

I know it is easy and popular to hate on Mr Enter but I have to agree that he has some legit awful taste in media. His CN retrospective was awful.

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Anon09/07/26, 22:55No.155368949

I don't even know who any of these people are, because I'm not a stupid faggot like you. Kill yourself.

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Anon09/08/26, 06:00No.155375402

Being trans isn't bad

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Anon09/08/26, 07:29No.155375987

Do these people talk about anything other than children's shows (anime doesn't count)? It sure doesn't seem like it.

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Anon09/08/26, 11:13No.155377041

Top left used to be a major contributor to Encyclopedia Dramatica, so he's okay in my book.

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Anon09/08/26, 16:30No.155379421

I honestly think Animat is the worst cartoon critic, worse than Mr. Enter, at least Enter had funny and entertaining rages, has improved on himself a bit, and wasn’t a blatant Disney shill. Animats voice is grading and his dogshit opinions piss me off, I don’t even need to watch his 5 hour video he posted a few days ago to know that he has a clear victim complex.

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Anon09/08/26, 16:44No.155379610

Highly autistic cartoon critics trying to understand non-animated media is funny as fuck, like when BenTheLooney crashed out over Martin Scorseses opinion on capeshit slop and openly said how he’d rather watch popcorn flicks over real cinema. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DtKv7IzzY-o

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Anon09/08/26, 17:02No.155379831

More of comic critic, but Linkara famously said: >If you think of adding rape into your story, don't. Rape is always bad.

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Anon09/08/26, 19:47No.155381954

old saber spark would bully the fuck out of modern saber spark#notmysaber

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Anon09/08/26, 20:12No.155382218

>Security system TAKES CONTROL OF SQUIDWARD’S HOUSE, AND BEGINS ATTACKING THE CITY!!

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Anon09/08/26, 21:47No.155383526

This threads just come and go

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Anon09/09/26, 02:17No.155388637

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqc37y96roE Some other anon posted this in a Gameoverse thread and It might be one of the most retarded things I’ve ever seen. "Sexism was caused by humanity switching from hunting (which women did 90% of) to farming" is an actual argument in this video. There’s a part one to this too but it’s not as funny.

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Anon09/09/26, 08:30No.155391784

I like Pan, his videos always entertain and I admire the lengths he does his research I don't always agree with him but he has some solid non objective takes

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Anon09/09/26, 11:48No.155392910

The King of /co/ and /a/ ENTER https://youtu.be/0pKEbzlLG7Q?list=PLKyQcXSYZ6yMQU0JvjpDq6mltHlo9VHm4

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Anon09/09/26, 11:53No.155392937

so fucking TRUE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5g0R6q24rls

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Anon09/09/26, 17:10No.155395821

Lily orchard>The actual animation is the least important thing about cartoonsI was young when i first heard it but even then i knew it felt off, then as a grown up i realized yes it's a shit opinion founded in formalism, "her" version being that a work is only as good as it's writing and everything else can be cast aside, i get what "she" is saying but it's still fundamentally reductive and can be a very damaging mindset to have and in turn, fundamentally writes off the key of animation, it's art and styling

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Anon09/09/26, 21:57No.155399689

Who are you sitting next to in the movie theater, anons?

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