buddy - /co/

Anonymous09/06/26, 02:59No.155336379Buddy

What the FUCK was his problem?

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Anon09/06/26, 03:00No.155336399

Millennial writers

Anon09/06/26, 03:03No.155336452

>Hey guys what if cute and innocent thing was actually creepy and edgy? I'm already sick of this cliche.

Anon09/06/26, 03:05No.155336472

Hung like a horse.

Anon09/06/26, 03:13No.155336594

would

Anon09/06/26, 03:20No.155336700

i think its supposed to be a play on the hyper sanitized world of kids entertainment leading to something where any actual interest or conflict is rubbed out in favor of "purity" based on the art of the three unicorns with cowboy hats Buddy started off not outright evil but as they moved away from the wild west and made his world more and more dull and "clean" he became more and more twisted with being the star of his own show and the center of his own little world that said im making major leaps of faith given this is from the creator of too many cooks and the endless shrimp ad thing hes just a fan of "wouldnt it be fucked up if X happened, analog edition"

Anon09/06/26, 03:24No.155336775

It feels like this movie wanted 2 endings.

Anon09/06/26, 03:50No.155337226

NOW, WADE, YOU KNOW THAT'S A LIE >buddy said calmly

Anon09/06/26, 03:56No.155337315

Buddy cut down on the fucking cast member devouring it's really going to your thighs

Anon09/06/26, 04:16No.155337692

He's huggy And a little bit nutty

Anon09/06/26, 04:43No.155338279

Hes a demon who feeds on the energy and adoration of those around him.

Anon09/06/26, 05:11No.155338851

Anon09/06/26, 07:04No.155340266

Had a melty because Josh wouldn’t do the Buddy glide

Anon09/06/26, 07:10No.155340302

Same director btw. This and "The Scooby Doo Project."

Anon09/06/26, 09:53No.155341296

no bitches

Anon09/06/26, 11:32No.155341765

He’s supposed to be the Hollywood elites who work on children shows.

Anon09/06/26, 11:55No.155341863

He's an attention whore who couldn't stand not being in the spotlight. Hence why he killed one costar and locked up the other.

Anon09/06/26, 12:22No.155342030

>Both Buddy and Betty are actual creatures and not people in a costume >In-show credits during the film lists a costume actor Hmmm

Anon09/06/26, 12:54No.155342248

>Buddy starts groping the nurse >get really turned on >"Hug me harder" >Wish Buddy was grabbing on me

Anon09/06/26, 13:00No.155342297

What's the dealio with the rabbit woman, cus I made some nsfw of her from another thread. Something about groping, but I'm not paying to watch this movie unless I can find it free online.

Anon09/06/26, 13:04No.155342322

>Whath a penith?

Anon09/06/26, 13:07No.155342354

>WADE, YOU KNOW THAT'S A LIE

Anon09/06/26, 13:39No.155342559

>Anon found Oliver's deviantart account

Anon09/06/26, 14:28No.155342937

God I hated Oliver, little retard ruined everything

Anon09/06/26, 15:56No.155343935

how is that comic or cartoon related? buy an ad, faggot

Anon09/06/26, 16:03No.155344030

See how the song didn't help them a bit and only made him more capable? He craves to be loved and gets angry when hated, but he doesn't actually need to be loved. The only thing he truly fear of is being ignored. That's how the book kid got his nerve. And the train insisting. The reason why he had to go through the well. The reason why he values bravery so much. He has to draw attention from the kids even though he knows it moves everyone further away from him and doesn't know how to get it. Kids should have sang we don't care buddy you are boring I wish I was with someone else.

Anon09/06/26, 18:04No.155345675

The niggas who keep lusting after that bunny need to remember what happened to Foofa. Sometimes it’s best to acknowledge the beauty of things and move on.

Anon09/06/26, 19:31No.155347198

when the kids starting singing the I hate buddy song and said "I HOPE YOU FUCKING DIE" was hilarious!

Anon09/06/26, 21:48No.155349365

>If I took that mask off, would you die?

Anon09/06/26, 22:18No.155349841

Homicidal attention whore.

Anon09/06/26, 22:36No.155350107

Anon09/07/26, 00:26No.155352454

He wanted to be loved

Anon09/07/26, 00:55No.155352978

>Old guy and puppet that clearly escaped and have been on the run for decades >Buddy never went after them Bit of a large plot hole

Anon09/07/26, 01:00No.155353082

It's hilarious how bad at lying Buddy is Feels like he has learned nothing from his own show I bet he doesn't even clean his room

Anon09/07/26, 03:21No.155355685

Did anyone who went to see this see any parents bringing little kids?

Anon09/07/26, 04:00No.155356397

Favorite character? Pic related; George was a feral sadsack but he had at least one thing right.

Anon09/07/26, 04:15No.155356652

So are we just not bringing up that whole lab thing that exists under the well in the basement area? there were literal brainwashing rooms with repeating episodes of buddy playing with those tech brainwashing helmets hovering above chairs. Who the fuck was running these experiments?who the hell is in charge of this whole buddy reality warping scenario going on? clearly there's some shit going on here involving the kids being abducted from their TV screens

Anon09/07/26, 04:47No.155357095

I didn't need them literately explaining how the reset powers work. Maybe I can give them leniency because it's portraying a kids show but I really needed more show than tell.

Anon09/07/26, 15:36No.155362016

>Oliver was probably still in Buddy's stomach when Freddie impaled him

Anon09/07/26, 15:43No.155362117

People trying to theorize or make deep connections to this film are retarded. It is like Too Many Cooks. There is no deeper meaning. It is just weird and then meant to be a parody of a normal thing that existed in media but with murder now. There is no deep meaning or "lore" or other connection to make with this nonsensical world. It is really just exists to see kids murdered.

Anon09/07/26, 16:15No.155362506

Did Freddy survive because the series turned into a horror movie, making her the "final girl"? You know, white girl.

Anon09/07/26, 16:42No.155362885

He didn't have the guts to replace the Black boy with a white boy.

Anon09/07/26, 16:54No.155363042

Do you think Topher Grace's memories of his daughter will come back when she goes reverse through the portal or is she all alone now.

Anon09/07/26, 17:21No.155363513

Guys what if Betty had her own "dark form" like Buddy but instead of turning into a godzilla monster she became goth and really sexy.

Anon09/07/26, 17:31No.155363720

I like how he killed minorities. We need more of that in modern movies. Just all of them.

Anon09/07/26, 18:11No.155364400

Narcissism

Anon09/07/26, 18:19No.155364526

Anon09/07/26, 18:27No.155364660

Is this movie set in the 90s or 2000s? I think actual kids would’ve called Buddy a faggot in the I hate Buddy song.

Anon09/07/26, 19:18No.155365456

Buddy did nothing wrong

Anon09/07/26, 19:21No.155365513

I hated the horror and the real world stuff. Should've stayed wacky the whole time.

Anon09/07/26, 19:22No.155365518

Anon09/07/26, 20:23No.155366667

He couldn't afford a good therapist :(

Anon09/07/26, 22:44No.155368711

autism

Anon09/07/26, 22:48No.155368802

I want Buddy to kill me by sitting on my face.

Anon09/07/26, 23:47No.155370281

There's nothing /co/ about this at all.

Anon09/08/26, 00:06No.155370669

What is y'all's opinion on Barney the Dinosaur? For me, I weirdly want to fug this nigga.

Anon09/08/26, 00:11No.155370791

IWTNIH

Anon09/08/26, 00:57No.155371625

Did anyone else kinda basedface at the Night of the Hunter homage?

Anon09/08/26, 01:09No.155371792

Is it weird that one of my first thoughts after seeing this movie was, "How wasn't there an episode of Doctor Who where he kills Barney?" That seems like such an obvious bit.

Anon09/08/26, 01:42No.155372325

>Buddy's ass being too fat and juicy to fit down the well

Anon09/08/26, 01:48No.155372395

I love how the social media account started out larping as a fan of the show and then at some point said "fuck it" and started larping as Buddy himself This imo, helped the box office of this movie.

Anon09/08/26, 01:57No.155372519

>You gotta be scared to be brave

Anon09/08/26, 02:18No.155372796

I hate Buddy he's fag. He has aids up his ass.

Anon09/08/26, 02:51No.155373238

when they got to diamond city i thought they were gonna tear down that fake wall and go into the set or whatever. I wonder if there's anything behind the wall at all.

Anon09/08/26, 03:25No.155373692

>horror film about barney-like kids show characters >entire thread is about wanting to fuck them Never change, /co/

Anon09/08/26, 04:00No.155374163

Haven't watch it, just heard of it. But Honest and mascot horror thing base on Barney is too perfect recognizable and having the whole 'everybody hates them' thing Barney has seem like a great idea for a Mascot horror type of thing

Anon09/08/26, 04:09No.155374285

Anon09/08/26, 04:18No.155374405

Anyone else remember that time when the embarrassment of /co/ named Grant Morrison tried to be a tv writer and all 2-3 shows miserably cancelled? Happy!'s first season had much more interesting worldbuilding.

Anon09/08/26, 04:24No.155374480

Ok fine. The groping scene was hot as fuck and I got hard. There. I admit it. To be honest it just surprised me since the movie was going 0% R rating due to sex and it was 100% R rating due to gore up until that point. When Buddy took his tongue out and starting licking Grace I legit thought he was about to just eat her outright since he's a murderer, but nope he was getting zesty

Anon09/08/26, 04:39No.155374597

>literally no tie-in merch at theaters besides just a crappy mug which is online only and not even at the theaters >meanwhile starshart and capeshit get this Fuck this faggot earth

Anon09/08/26, 04:49No.155374696

He knows Wario would jump his ass if the kids make it to Diamond City

Anon09/08/26, 05:04No.155374879

It was so strange to me that they were allowed into the matte painting as if it was a new location, but the miniature was a no no. No coherence to the rules.Also, that the "i care so much about these puppet characters and kids" girl just decided to let everyone else die all of a sudden in the final act with not even a token bit of effort.

Anon09/08/26, 05:49No.155375322

>e621 doesn't have all the Buddy art you furfags have failed me for the last time...

Anon09/08/26, 10:22No.155376872

am i meant to take this movie seriously or just laugh at every death i genuinely can't tell

Anon09/08/26, 11:53No.155377199

Wtf is this thread

Anon09/09/26, 02:02No.155388422

YOU MURDERED THE NURSE BUDDY

Anon09/09/26, 05:14No.155390704

>Second more profitable horror movie by budget of 2026 Why was Buddy such a hit with a smaller studio.

Anon09/09/26, 07:52No.155391576

Anon09/09/26, 14:22No.155393990

bump for more buddy

Anon09/09/26, 14:35No.155394127

isnt there a scene of buddy groping the bunny or the nurse or something? someone post that plz

Anon09/09/26, 15:43No.155394832

Fly home, Buddy. I work alone.

Anon09/09/26, 19:46No.155397826

I didn't "get" it, to me it was just another meme movie that was taylor-made for reddit

Anon09/09/26, 19:49No.155397877

to the anons that went in person, how well did this do in your local theater? does it look like Buddy might come to streaming any time soon?

Anon09/10/26, 00:37No.155402646

is there a webm of the scene where he swallows someone whole

Anon09/10/26, 01:56No.155403883

how gory is this movie

Anon09/10/26, 05:21No.155406133

How would Buddy react to a young boy perving on the girls? Such as getting caught looking up girls or nurse skirts?

Anon09/10/26, 06:03No.155406477

>HE'S THE KING OF FUN AND GAMES! >IT'S BUDDY! >OH, BUDDY!

Anon09/10/26, 06:51No.155406773

It doesn't look like this is coming to theatres in my country. Any decent torrents leak? Any streaming release date announcement? Sad because this is the one movie I was actually interested in seeing this year

Anon09/10/26, 07:18No.155406881

I enjoyed this but it left too many questions. It would have been better imo if it had a hopeless ending. >Buddy catches them, hugs Freddie, show restarts >Kids know something is off but can't place it >Show eventually restarts again, wiping a little more memory each time >No matter what they try, it'll reset and they'll forget there was ever a problem to begin with

Anon09/10/26, 07:26No.155406909

>Buddy kills Nurse CityWok >Has hands on his head as if "oh no what have I done?" >Continues anyway Part of me wants to think it was all an act to help Freddie be brave that got really, really out of hand.

Anon09/10/26, 07:30No.155406922

>Buddy fucks up and grabs a girl that drank a LOT of milk >She bounces constantly >"It's time to learn about where babies come from!"

Anon09/10/26, 07:35No.155406942

>They got the 90s trope of "black kids are always the ones that rap" I appreciated that.

Anon09/10/26, 07:40No.155406967

Anyone gonna buy the GBC game? I can't imagine it getting ripped since it's on a weird ripoff portable.

Anon09/10/26, 07:52No.155407005

Was he really going to kill Freddie? >This is the only way you'll learn If she's dead?

Anon09/10/26, 16:29No.155410568

I'm up for anything to revive interest in Puppets

Anon09/10/26, 18:30No.155412288

LEANING LEANING LEANING ON THE EVERLASTING ARMS

Anon09/10/26, 18:38No.155412434

Nice having a Buddy thread that isn’t /tv/ lusting after Freddie.

Anon09/10/26, 22:31No.155415376

Yo Buddy, still alive?

Anon09/10/26, 23:07No.155416056

thought I was on /tv/ for a second. how is this /co/?

Anon09/11/26, 01:34No.155418530

Anon09/11/26, 02:02No.155418876

He wants to fight Ted in a Death Battle!

Anon09/11/26, 02:11No.155418970

gelded by his gay lover after being brainwashed.

Anon09/11/26, 04:56No.155420512

Is there an HD rip from those Russian sites yet?

Anon09/11/26, 04:56No.155420517

To many celebrity stalkers that wanted his brilliance and his ass.

Anon09/11/26, 06:03No.155421236

Oliver was retarded but I still felt kind of bad for him.