waifu thread - /b/

Anonymous09/08/26, 15:18No.953553965

/waifu/ thread song: https://youtu.be/CEoz1yrNSI0?si=9DHjNggkQh057KU6 rurus: >claim waifu >post waifu >dont steal waifu unless trips (you wont and she wont love you) >no erp >no overly lewd content >passniggers get the rope >posting gets you a reserved place in hell. >no trips or higher will go unchecked, this is absolute. -Book of Moot 1:12 >discuss and have fun

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Anon09/08/26, 16:23No.953556212

Anon09/08/26, 16:52No.953556981

Anon09/08/26, 17:08No.953557481

Daily bucket filling session complete

Anon09/08/26, 18:03No.953559099

>Glitch City best Bartender claimed

Anon09/08/26, 18:24No.953559869

Anon09/08/26, 18:26No.953559965

https://youtu.be/nahnRPU3OwM?si=496Ru5k31Ay3AOXy

Anon09/08/26, 19:34No.953562169

Every girl posted below this post is BLACKED

Anon09/08/26, 19:52No.953562686

Is this where we post our waifus?

Anon09/08/26, 20:20No.953563524

waifus?

Anon09/08/26, 21:11No.953565204

https://youtu.be/-jU-fGHqug8?si=VUx7h11FJ5HpO-KN read watatabe.

Anon09/08/26, 22:48No.953568997

Anon09/08/26, 22:51No.953569114

https://youtu.be/zmtq4YTQRf4?si=a_Y0D07IMFr2OFan

Anon09/08/26, 23:32No.953570623

Drugs.

Anon09/09/26, 01:30No.953574379

https://youtu.be/vc6vs-l5dkc?is=dYH8_9TIQJS2AuLT

Anon09/09/26, 01:43No.953574778

Stopping is for quitters.

Anon09/09/26, 02:11No.953575686

so what happened to the rodent

Anon09/09/26, 02:49No.953576991

nigga waited all day for this lmao

Anon09/09/26, 02:52No.953577112

Madame Shanesissy licks doggy cunty

Anon09/09/26, 02:59No.953577412

I fuck babies. Around my bed there are creels. They’re swarming with babies. They’re all here. Always have been. Always will be. Like me. I’m here too. For others it would probably be different. Others would leave. Would have come. Would go somewhere. Have come from somewhere. Not us. We’re here. The babies in their creels. Me in my bed. With closed eyes. Reach into the swarm. Fish one out. Fuck it. Throw it back to the others. All of them naked. All of them here. No names. At night everyone sleeps. Me. The babies. Linda. All is calm. During the day the babies get fucked. Always been that way. By me. Before going to sleep. After waking up. The babies here. Me here. Linda not here. All the lightless day long.

Anon09/09/26, 03:01No.953577464

Sometimes I catch a male. Sometimes a female. O it doesn’t matter. Ring finger and pinkie span the flesh notch. The flap of skin can be hidden between my thumb and pointer. It’s all very chaste in my garret. Scraping. Rubbing. I want to write a chaste story. Middle finger. Bumhole. Fontanels. Their toothless salivating mouths. Where do I penetrate. Where do I slide right in. Their pores flung open to me. My chaste ambition. With closed eyes. Feeling my way. Conquering. Every baby pore a hole for life. I want to write a story about holes for life.

Anon09/09/26, 03:02No.953577509

The babies sleep. Not only at night. During the day too. When I fuck them. They used to always scream. Now they’re always sleeping. Some other time. It just doesn’t work without any time. I mix a little morphine into their milk. Males. I’m a man. The babies get the bottle from me. Females. It just doesn’t work without any difference. The babies would be breastfed by a woman. From one of two breasts. From both. From neither. O I take that back. But how would the woman mix the morphine into the milk. Maybe it would be injected into her swollen breasts. Into both of them. Into neither. Into one. O I take that back. But where do I get the milk. There appears to be a milk spigot in my garret. It just doesn’t work without any cause without any reason. My head. I could hold my head under the milk spigot

Anon09/09/26, 03:03No.953577555

Until. But where do I get the morphine. There appears to be a vat of morphine in my garret. A barrel of morphine. With morphine powder. With morphine brew. My torso. I could roll around in the morphine powder. I could dip my morphine-tossed body in the morphine brew. Until the day. Instead I soak babies. Drug them. Fuck them. Sleeping babies. Haven’t been screaming babies for a long time.

Anon09/09/26, 03:05No.953577592

Just as long as none of them die on me. Just as long as Linda doesn’t die on me. Just as long as I don’t die on myself

Anon09/09/26, 03:06No.953577629

All is bright. Once a day the babies are cleaned. Before the fucking that follows the cleaning. After the fucking that precedes the cleaning. By me. Always been that way. I spray them down creel by creel. With lukewarm water. The hose is permanently attached to the water spigot. It would not be advantageous to attach it to the milk spigot. It would not be advantageous to spray down the babies with milk. The milk might go bad. The babies might start to stink. I might possibly be forced by the stink to puke. O it wouldn’t help at all to fling open the windows. How often do I fling open the windows. Without any success. Fresh air refuses to rush into my garret. Stuffy air refuses to rush out of my garret. The cinema outside. The fresh breeze of the movie. Reality inside. Life’s old chamber farts. The babies are drugged with milk. Sprayed clean with water. I drink water. Bathe in the morphine vat. Linda. A word that calls to mind wells trees songs graves. Makes me want to puke. To puke in the well. To puke on the grave. O I won’t puke though. Will eat something though. But what. Maybe some frogs. From where. From the bucket. How did they get in there. They didn’t. They are there. Flourishing. Ribbiting. They would have to be drugged with morphine brew morphine powder. Ribbiting. Jumping into my mouth. Ribbiting. Ribbiting. Can’t be swallowed. Secreting my saliva. Sitting in my saliva. Wallowing in it. They’re inedible. Immortal. Ribbiting

Anon09/09/26, 03:07No.953577681

I fuck babies. Therefore maybe I am.

Anon09/09/26, 03:11No.953577836

Didn't read lole

Anon09/09/26, 04:17No.953579897

Damn.... I missed the soppu posting cause I have a life </3

Anon09/09/26, 04:51No.953581025

What the fuck was that

Anon09/09/26, 04:55No.953581147

Why does cleaning my bellybutton make it itchy? Like it can be smelly and not itch, or smell nice and itch like crazy.Dawg wtf is up with that?

Anon09/09/26, 05:32No.953582157

if yuno ever associated with me and posted my waifu at any point solely because he's an attention whoring avatarfag i would probably just kill myself annoying disrespectful faggot lol

Anon09/09/26, 05:38No.953582315

I wish someone would flirt with me...

Anon09/09/26, 06:32No.953583869

Him posting it and neptune posting it isn't any different because neptune just uses it to flirt with other posters who are men for attentionactually you can post anyone who posts here avatar because they're all like that and the image doesn't mean anything to them they will just change avatar although that's not necessary because they're talking in discord and just necrobump threads on a dead board because they want to pretend they're part of something bigger than faggots who live with their parents and never have sex which they're not

Anon09/09/26, 08:31No.953586106

Your mom is an ERP avatar.

Anon09/09/26, 08:52No.953586419

>last relationship was with a homeless man

Anon09/09/26, 08:55No.953586448

>nooo don't call the erp avatar an etp avatar that's muh fwend he's a waifufwag because he powost the image and wun uv us sent hims a dwoll evendooo it's his 5th "waifu" and 80% of his posts are flirting with other posters and blogging

Anon09/09/26, 08:58No.953586489

He's a gay pedophile too like lol so is jules because i tricked him 2x

Anon09/09/26, 09:04No.953586572

https://youtu.be/jbuELxd54nY?is=hblC2L8pgvghJzMe