what is something that you have done or has - /b/

Anonymous09/08/26, 04:22No.953540546

What is something that you have done, or has happened to you, that most people wouldn't believe?

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Anon09/08/26, 04:27No.953540683

I've fucked over 30 different hookers, several of them bareback

Anon09/08/26, 04:43No.953541162

Became a millionaire selling NFLX stock back in 2011, yet I live simple life.

Anon09/08/26, 04:51No.953541363

I met ET.

Anon09/08/26, 04:53No.953541397

Got a girlfriend.

Anon09/08/26, 05:51No.953542793

I fucked a stripper in the VIP in front of god and everyone. Not in a little booth but right on the communal couch. Literally the house mom and people coming in and out. No one said a word. 20 years before I fucked a girl on a crowded beach mid-day in mexico. 30 year old gringo chick from Arizona I just met. Fucking beach balls rolling by and shit while I was railing her. I got arrested by the local leo for that. Paid off the police all my cash ($26) and got the fuck out of mexico.

Anon09/08/26, 05:54No.953542847

I like to find hot women on Instagram and trick them into sending me pictures of their panties. I have about a 8% success rate

Anon09/08/26, 05:55No.953542878

Was an incel neet, then I started working in a nuclear power plant. After that got a gf, we bought a house, got married, planning to have kids. Sometimes I still can't believe it, I thought I was going to live at my parents forever and accomplish nothing.

Anon09/08/26, 06:12No.953543263

porn helped me graduate high school

Anon09/08/26, 06:26No.953543615

Had sex with a guy who turned out to be my half brother

Anon09/08/26, 07:14No.953544695

Lost my virginity to my two older cousins when I was 12

Anon09/08/26, 07:17No.953544746

That I got a breast reduction. Because they're still massive

Anon09/08/26, 08:02No.953545179

I cyberstalked my 3 favorite performers from the Gloryhole Swallow site

Anon09/08/26, 08:57No.953545794

I spent several years in a polygamous relationship with my wife and her sister. Everyone just thought she was living with us to save money while she went to college. It didn't end badly, we just knew that we couldn't keep it up forever and decided she needed to be out on her own and find her own relationship. She's married and has a kid now, but honestly I hope one day she divorces her shitty husband and comes back to live with us.

Anon09/08/26, 11:50No.953549010

me and my biological mom made several subtle attempts at hooking up when I was 16-17 but we never quite managed it. It was really heavy and caused a lot of friction with the living situation we were in.

Anon09/08/26, 13:46No.953551507

I successfully sexted with a random teen girl and her mom at the same time on Snapchat. I found the girl on Instagram and started working on her. She posted her mom in a story and I added her too. Her mom had massive tits and a lot of tats. Divorced. Her daughter was desperately slutty. I had so much fun with them both

Anon09/08/26, 13:57No.953551774

Wife wants me to fuck her mom and sisters. Her kink isn’t the incest though. Her kink is to that I’m a good fuck and should be giving them orgasms because they’re not getting laid. She wants to loan out my dick I guess.

Anon09/08/26, 13:58No.953551810

everythingfrom birth to dethgod's life is beyond the reach mortal understandingc:

Anon09/08/26, 14:03No.953551912

I got head from my assistant manager. I was 16 and she was 34.

Anon09/08/26, 14:11No.953552146

I was fucking this married lady, they were in an open relationship, total slut. She also did porn on a mainstream site. I still watch her porn but the porn isn't as good

Anon09/08/26, 14:22No.953552411

My sister-in-law in a drunken confession told my wife she often masturbates thinking about me when she hears my wife and I having sex upstairs.She told me as... >anon can you believe what my sis told me... Kind of anecdote, but it has affected me in a weird way, now I cant stop thinking bout it.

Anon09/08/26, 14:29No.953552601

I got arrested over vandalism charges. They took my paint, my sketchbooks, my diary...my life. I was always careful, I wear a mask and I'm spotting the places I want to paint for some time before the action. I don't know how I was caught. I think it was a planned arrest by the police. I mean in winter, at the break of dawn at an old warehouse building near a lake. Nobody came across, but after one hour painting the police came. It was nearly done. Only outlines missing. The cop pointed a gun at me, they thought I carry a knife or something. At least that's been written down in the statement I got from the police after a rough 2 months of investigation. After this time, I got my paint back and my sketches, plus my diary. You mfs you can't do that with me again. But eventually 3 years later I got sentenced to jail, not for a long time, but somehow, thanks to the acribic work of an police officers they found open cases and when I got the file, I've back checked my documents and found out they somehow put 3 or 4 cases of vandalism in one single investigation that led to my arrest. You mf's are the worst kind of policemen. It fucked up many things, relationships, feel of security, being outside where cameras are and it's hard for me to get a job now. >I have the arrest by the lake on video

Anon09/08/26, 14:51No.953553196

My wife had her best friend move in with us and now I fuck them both in a regular basis. Sometimes together sometimes separately. To the point where they both call me babe or baby and the friend tells everyone I'm her boyfriend when we are out together. The wife doesn't mind. Bring them both to family events and everyone is hip to the fact that it's a throuple. Wife is 6 years younger than me and the friend is 8 years younger

Anon09/08/26, 15:49No.953555014

My best friend always wanted to do gay stuff with me. It was creepy because we were kids at the time. I never told anyone, but gays are attracted to me. Like they can see it in my eyes and it turns them on.

Anon09/08/26, 18:37No.953560346

This past weekend my friends daughter sat in my lap in just a swimsuit and kept wiggling and grinding. I actually came in my shorts. There were a bunch of people in the room but no one noticed

Anon09/08/26, 19:22No.953561833

I frequently had group sex in high school and it sort of ruined my sex life after.

Anon09/08/26, 19:34No.953562178

As a teenager I couldn't watch porn. It was fucking disgusting. Seeing humans doing it doggy style was like looking at animals.

Anon09/08/26, 21:58No.953567029

Nobody believes me when I tell them I've got 7 kids with 5 different baby mammas, they think I'm fucking around.

Anon09/08/26, 22:10No.953567548

So Many: Got Head in back room from my employees 16 year old GF while he was managingthe cash register ...he never knew. When Ex-Wife and i were swingers we did a lot of extreme stuff... the craziest was watching her fuck a Mastiff. Stole 67k from my employer and got away with it. Fucked my step sons fiance (drug addictedstripper) for cash 8 days before she gave birth to my Grand daughter.

Anon09/09/26, 00:30No.953572565

I fucked the mom of one of my girlfriends (hot) and years earlier I also fucked the mom of one of my best friends (ugly)

Anon09/09/26, 01:13No.953573794

Sometimes I lurk for 10 hours or more. I'm browsing the board, listen to some mp3, have a big wank and order stuff online. The only time I get up is when I need to shit. I cook pasta like everyday and eat it in front of my screen. My favorite movie is Gummo. I tell myself I need no job, because I have everything I want, but deep down inside my soul I know this isn't my purpose and I want to change every aspect of my life.

Anon09/09/26, 02:45No.953576853

Had sex with a class mates mom when I was in my early teens. She initiated it and everything. She wasnt great looking but at least had a fit body and looked after herself.

Anon09/09/26, 02:56No.953577265

My boss used my like a fucktoy for like 4 months, while she was going through divorce.

Anon09/09/26, 03:23No.953578200

One time I farded and I accidentally shidded.

Anon09/09/26, 04:52No.953581048

I molested my step daughter and got sentenced to 15 years. Did 9 years before getting halfway house am now getting ready to move out after a year in the way-way.

Anon09/09/26, 05:19No.953581801

Had sex with exactly 1 person my entire life. Apparently you've either fucked 0 or 100 these days nothing in between.

Anon09/09/26, 07:42No.953585311

I used to occasionally work in the entertainment industry as a professional consultant in a couple of different fields. I have sniffed the used panties of Kay Panabaker, Nellie McKay, Leven Rambin, Victoria Pedretti, and Sophie Simnett.

Anon09/09/26, 08:14No.953585787

I reversed nearly all of my diseases and mental illnesses, and it was primarily achieved by eating raw animal products and fruit

Anon09/09/26, 08:22No.953585935

I had a online gf in Saudi, she was rich and hot. We would videocall and masturbate together a lot, and she would send me money if I skipped work to hang out with her. Shit got too real when she wanted to fly here to Canada and I chickened out and said no, she found another guy shortly after and I think theyre married now. I chase Saudi women now.

Anon09/09/26, 08:24No.953585982

I was the one who coined the term "caturday".

Anon09/09/26, 08:30No.953586089

I found an actual 4 leaf clover in the grass when I was a kid. Then I ate it.

Anon09/09/26, 10:36No.953587504

Dating a girl so out of my league that people think I'm larping when I show her off