itt brainlet zoology - /an/

Anonymous09/10/26, 02:34No.5159546ITT: Brainlet zoology.

Post your worst/weirdest/funniest examples.

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Anon09/10/26, 02:38No.5159547

Anon09/10/26, 03:50No.5159557

Anon09/10/26, 06:18No.5159576

Post the elephant buttpuncher guy

Anon09/10/26, 06:23No.5159577

I member' this thread

Anon09/10/26, 16:34No.5159646

I get the feeling this person just had a brainfart and was reading "mammal" instead of "animal."

Anon09/11/26, 01:09No.5159762

Anon09/11/26, 04:54No.5159841

may you please enlighten this poor non-knower?

Anon09/11/26, 05:45No.5159852

Beavers are fish

Anon09/11/26, 09:55No.5159894

>a jaguar could kill a croc 10x its size in one bite it can tho

Anon09/11/26, 12:22No.5159915

>Post your worst/weirdest/funniest examples.Not as exciting as some of the other posts, but as a child I thought possums were egg-laying mammals. Specifically, I thought they laid eggs and stored/incubated them in their pouches.

Anon09/11/26, 16:57No.5159965

>Penguins aren't flightless, they just fly underwater :) That's called SWIMMING I swear I used to hear this all the time and people would always say it in such a smug manner

Anon09/11/26, 18:44No.5159987

Not my original image but I can try and find the source

Anon09/11/26, 20:53No.5160014

>Dinosaurs didn't exist "nearly the exact same things but actually real" existed. I don't understand their narrative.

Anon09/12/26, 07:34No.5160132

>the manatee meltdown thread (personal fave) Never seen this one, what was it about?

Anon09/12/26, 08:11No.5160135

>the manatee meltdown thread That sounds familiar but my memory is hazy

Anon09/12/26, 13:06No.5160197

A chilling example of what /pol/tard trans obsession does to your brain

Anon09/12/26, 14:57No.5160229

>unironically bringing up EQ in a discussion about intelligence Dude should have been ignored right then and there.

Anon09/12/26, 16:57No.5160265

God i remember catching the kudu thread. Really funny how other schizos started posting too

Anon09/12/26, 18:17No.5160280

>about lions killing tigers If the lion sees the tiger first (big if because the tiger is a tiger) and if the tiger does not retreat after the first paw to the face, then it's lion who wins. Even if the tiger is 10% heavier

Anon09/12/26, 21:55No.5160322

>ctrl f >manatees mentioned 134 times what lmao

Anon09/12/26, 22:15No.5160326

Kek

Anon09/12/26, 22:58No.5160332

>argument not detected Shut up jew

Anon09/12/26, 23:45No.5160338

>implying I need 13000 replies from autists to know the lion beats the tiger Delusional. I just said what is true, you're kvetching like I broke your rabbi's menorah

Anon09/13/26, 00:43No.5160354

greetings from /vp/

Anon09/13/26, 05:34No.5160415

>reading comprehension >repeats what I said but words it differently >thinks he's smart Yeah, and the oven is for people like (you) dumg fuck. Go read the thread again brainrotted gremlin or are you so retarded that you need me to paste what I wrote?

Anon09/13/26, 06:51No.5160421

What the fuck lmao

Anon09/13/26, 06:53No.5160423

>op gets blasted so hard he can only reply with variations on the exact same phrase must have been a bot, certainly?

Anon09/13/26, 07:12No.5160430

these idiots obviously don't know the trick us zoologists use for identifying if its an aligator or crocodile. you can easily determine which is which based on if you see them later or in a while

Anon09/13/26, 21:50No.5160650

>You said that one will definitely lose unless it doesn’t retreat first. I said more. Read again myopic freak

Anon09/13/26, 23:00No.5160660

>Calling a turtle a reptile is like calling a bat a bird just because it flies. It is a surface-level label that ignores their true identity. t. gemini In response to "tell me why turtles are not reptiles and do not disagree with me".

Anon09/14/26, 00:10No.5160675

>argument not detected Kvetch harder. The oven is for people like you btw

Anon09/14/26, 00:27No.5160679

Anon09/14/26, 00:52No.5160683

Chickens are not animals. They're birds. Read Naturalis Historia.

Anon09/14/26, 06:06No.5160734

So now you wwant to hear it? Well faggot, go to carnivora or something. Anyway the argument is simple, lions are used to fighting each other more than tigers are.

Anon09/14/26, 07:43No.5160746

Can you also link these? I don't remember them. >>paedomorphic oil beetle thread >>orcas aren’t whales thread >>animals can’t use tools thread

Anon09/16/26, 06:53No.5161157

Manatee Meltdown sounds like a Donkey Kong Country level.

Anon09/17/26, 03:46No.5161414

I was mentioned itt at least 3 times before respondingAnd the anon mentioning me has talked about me nonstop for months without response to the point where he thinks I'm dead.I'm perfectly capable of ignoring the handful of anons obsessed with me when I feel like it

Anon09/17/26, 03:57No.5161421

>I'm this guy but not that guy!

Anon09/17/26, 04:05No.5161424

The simple fact is that whether there's one of you or 21 of you this is the only board where I have a dedicated fanclub, and it's the only board with 21 totally different anons with exactly the same vocabulary and interests all obsessed with what I posted years ago. And that's even funnier if you're telling the truth and actually are 21 different retards camped out on /an/ for literal decades

Anon09/17/26, 04:11No.5161426

Anon09/17/26, 07:11No.5161451

>What is the charge? Eating a finger? A succulent human finger?!

Anon09/17/26, 07:19No.5161454

Also I just looked up tokays on wikipedia and apparently to soldiers during the vietnam war, its calls earned it the name "fuck you lizard"

Anon09/17/26, 17:30No.5161544

Classic

Anon09/17/26, 17:30No.5161545

trying to look up anything to do with avian cognition that doesnt involve corvids is just slightly less painful than sticking a hot coal up your penishole, but only just

Anon09/18/26, 19:08No.5161891

Anon09/19/26, 08:46No.5162017

>cats are le pests retards

Anon09/20/26, 00:12No.5162200

Ive been chased by a cottonmouth. Just because it doesnt happen 100% of the time doesnt negate the fact that it DOES happen.

Anon09/20/26, 12:49No.5162363

Animal identification groups will make you realize most people are genuinely retarded I'm not talking about species that look similar, but ones that are clearly different and youd need to blind to not see, or you have absolutely no idea what youre talking about which then you should keep your mouth shut

Anon09/23/26, 11:59No.5163082

It's the same thing with every single river being referred to as "crocodile-infested" if there's even just one living there. I've always thought it was strange that nobody ever brought up reintroducing predators like wolves to deal with white-tailed deer overpopulation but as I got older I realized it was because boomers would get triggered by them and sport hunters think they would compete with them for "their" prey.

Anon09/23/26, 12:04No.5163084

Has anyone seen Pterosaur Heresies? An entire website dedicated to being wrong.

Anon09/23/26, 12:13No.5163088

If there's any conspiracy, it's furrycon trying to put the colour patterns of living species onto extinct species.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Peters_(paleoartist)

Anon09/23/26, 12:19No.5163090

His infamous Hogwash Jeholopterus.

Anon09/23/26, 18:01No.5163139

i trust the drunken anecdote of someone who has actually seen an animal in real life over 1000 people who just read shit about them online and insists they know everything.

Anon09/23/26, 19:57No.5163157

I call all of you paleoschizo because you're indistinguishable from each other.I don't care if you're one paleoschizo or 21. It makes zero difference if nobody can tell you apart.

Anon09/23/26, 20:06No.5163163

To put it another way,You. all sing the same wrong lyrics to "Amazing Grace"Paleoschizo is identified by the things he fails to understand. Things which you coincidentally also fail to understand.

Anon09/23/26, 20:18No.5163166

>an elderly narcissist Why is he taking so long to die?

Anon09/23/26, 20:21No.5163169

Now I admit it's possible there are multiple people on /an/ with the exact same misunderstandings of cladistics and phylogenetics.However I submit that it doesn't matter to anyone whether you're multiple people or just multiple personalities of one very ill person.It simply makes no difference. If you don't want to be confused with paleoschizo you need to demonstrate knowledge he isn't intelligent enough to understand. This never happens

Anon09/23/26, 20:38No.5163178

So yeah, paleoschizo isn't multiple people. It's just one schizo 'agreeing' with himself.

Anon09/23/26, 20:55No.5163182

I know when I was a kid our house was against some woods, and every weekend my dad would drag me out, and we'd spend like 6 hours a day clearing out undergrowth, chopping up fallen trees, pulling out poison ivy, and just trying to manage it. About a quarter mile back into the pine woods there was a small creek. One day when we were clearing things out we heard the dog barking, which he usually did when he found a box turtle. We went to go find the dog and he's barking at this big weird fallen tree branch, and as I went to grab the dog my dad yanked me back by the hair and what I thought was a broken bough was a big snake rearing up and hissing at the dog. As a little kid who was spooked and worried about his dog the thing LOOKED massive and felt like it was taller than me reared up. And I remember how wet and pink the mouth looked. My dad was able to call the dog back, and the snake booked it down the bank of the creek, and I never felt like playing in those woods ever fucking again. Definitely the only interesting encounter I've had with a venomous snake, I live in texas now so I've seen rattle snakes slithering away, and one rattled at me once. The only other memorable snake encounter was watching my step dad blast a boa constrictor out of a tree (I didn't know he hated fucking snakes). But this was south georgia, so it was kind of interesting knowing that the snake was probably someone's pet in florida that got loose.

Anon09/23/26, 21:26No.5163192

>I disagree with the scientific community because I saw a Jurassic Park movie >but it is everyone else that is uneducated

Anon09/23/26, 22:29No.5163216

All the pityfags talking about macaques as if they were people. For example saying that the monkeys were retarded for acting like animals under stressful situations

Anon09/23/26, 22:56No.5163233

How can you explain the time a cottonmouth chased me?

Anon09/25/26, 23:07No.5163714

kek

Anon09/27/26, 08:22No.5163957

I love these and will read the whole thread but might lose interest in typing out by then. so here we go >Looks it's the OCELOT (axolotl) >These are coral. They're plants that grow in the water >The barracuda! (very cold tank, it's a sturgeon) >That thing isn't ALIVE (alligator / croc / caiman behind glass) >Cockatoos are NOT parrots >Your goldfish can't grow into a koi because you keep it in a tiny tank

Anon09/27/26, 17:04No.5164004

Animal means non-human mammal

Anon09/27/26, 17:44No.5164010

he's almost right. but pleistocene wolves are still wolves.

Anon09/27/26, 17:46No.5164011

That animals in panthera genus are "big cats".

Anon09/29/26, 11:12No.5164439

I don’t know why scientists are so lazy to call whales fish. They live in the sea all day and aren’t even furry like dogs. >5 year old me

Anon10/06/26, 14:34No.5166364

Anon10/10/26, 19:55No.5167272

>If this is a native species where you live, let him go. >You shouldn’t keep wild caught animals. If it’s invasive that’s a different story. >If you found them in your house and they're not injured, let them go outside. If they're invasive you could keep as a pet or ethical euthanize. But you shouldn't keep a native wild. The smaller wild geckos people see outside of tropical areas do very poorly in captivity. >Advice ? Yes, let him go. >If he's a native species let him back outside.

Anon10/10/26, 22:00No.5167286

Threads like these are awesome because they show that so many of you are too rarted/ESL/up your own asses to recognize when someone is just being silly for fun

Anon10/20/26, 01:45No.5169630

I had the receptionist at my rental place tell me rats have no bones, that's how they fit into tight spaces, because they're like squid or something.

Anon10/20/26, 01:48No.5169632

I once worked with interns, who were in or graduated college, who did not understand that blood could not be blue (like it's shown in the textbooks when it's de-oxygenated). They adamantly refused.Bitches took blood from the animals. You take blood from veins. How does this happen?

Anon10/20/26, 06:57No.5169667

Annoying that redditors keep editing out names.

Anon10/23/26, 02:26No.5170093

Anon10/23/26, 05:04No.5170113

I don't know if anything will ever beat that video of the girl who threw a tortoise into a lake saying turtle saving is her hobby That shit remains absolute mind pain even to this day for me