why are cats so perfect

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Anon08/25/26, 08:27No.5155344

Toxoplasmosis.

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Anon08/25/26, 09:44No.5155357

Cats are naturally very pretty plus they can be little goofballs which is endearing

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Anon08/26/26, 01:57No.5155513

>have such good instincts and reflexes that intelligence doesn't matter anymore and you can just murder everything as a based retard

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Anon08/26/26, 03:22No.5155529

mustelids > c*ts

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Anon08/27/26, 17:04No.5155992

They evolved to like and communicate with us. People here like to say they are dumb, but they very skilfully adapted to live with and read humans.

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Anon08/27/26, 21:36No.5156083

because cats are small-sized big cats and it's fascinating to observe them. and they are not diluted, watered-down version of their cousins. you get to witness the same software. just in smaller form. in every nature documentaries, felines are always the highlights. it's literally cool to watch them do stuff. and on top of all these, they happen to have the most aesthetically pleasing faces and some people mistakenly think cats developed these cute features because humans or whatever but other small wild felines all look exactly like cats. it's just cats were just born with them.

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Anon08/27/26, 21:47No.5156089

The ones people didnt like died or ran away. The ones people did like stayed.Now cats are dumb permanent teenagers basically. Pic related, adult wild cat. NuCats have shorter legs, smaller fatter bodies, smaller brains, and weaker jaws.Many cat trannies will fire back saying some wild cat looks like a housecat but thats because human encroachment led to them hybridizing. Even the one you see here likely isn’t pure. Ancient egyptians portrayed them with stronger jawlines and more majestic cheek fur.

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Anon08/27/26, 21:57No.5156091

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Anon08/27/26, 22:29No.5156094

>ferrets, minks or even lemurs smell worse, which is saying something Descented skunks are also cat challengers, but that whole requiring descenting part means they'll never win.

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Anon08/28/26, 00:50No.5156124

*purrfect

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Anon08/28/26, 13:35No.5156222

Cats have evolved to become appealing to Humans.

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Anon08/28/26, 15:32No.5156251

My calico cat is 18. She still has a good appetite, strong/clean teeth, drinks water regularly, and meows at me affectionately or bitch at me. Still, I'm getting anxious because I know I could wake up any day and she'll be gone :(

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Anon08/28/26, 18:03No.5156271

Beauty, sufficiency, ease, and good manners - what more can civilisation require? We have them all in the divine little monarch who lounges gloriously on his silken cushion before the hearth. Loveliness and joy for their own sake - pride and harmony and coördination - spirit, restfulness, and completeness - all here are present, and need but a sympathetic disillusionment for worship in full measure. What fully civilised soul but would eagerly serve as high-priest of Bast? The star of the cat, I think, is just now in the ascendant, as we emerge little by little from the dreams of ethics and democracy which clouded the nineteenth century and raised the grubbing and unlovely dog to the pinnacle of sentimental regard. Whether a renaissance of monarchy and beauty will restore our Western civilisation, or whether the forces of disintegration are already too powerful for even the fascist sentiment to check, none may yet say; but in the present moment of cynical world-unmasking between the pretence of the eighteen-hundreds and the ominous mystery of the decades ahead we have at least a flash of the old pagan perspective and the old pagan clearness and honesty.

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Anon08/28/26, 19:09No.5156286

Egyptians psy-opped humanity into liking cats.

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Anon08/28/26, 19:22No.5156296

Just a thought: all of mankinds persistent ancestral predators were feliforms (including cave hyenas) and the primary purpose of toxoplasmosis is to make animals more attracted to cats.Toxoplasmosis makes infected humans rate the presence of all feliforms, including hyenas, as more favorable.Related: People from the global south also tend to rate dogs as harder to empathize with, worse smelling and uglier than people from the north, where pleistoscene wolves co-evolved with the ancestors of all asians and europeans.

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Anon08/28/26, 19:59No.5156313

Is that you or Toxoplasma in your brain who typed this post ?

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Anon08/28/26, 20:00No.5156314

Cats are cowardly, they refuse to hunt large rats and only focus on small ones and mice.

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Anon08/28/26, 20:43No.5156326

test

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Anon08/28/26, 21:05No.5156338

I love dogs but I fucking despise their owners. This board has shown me that they are the whiniest, most insecure faggots on the planet. They literally cannot handle people liking other animals, especially cats. So they schizophrenically believe it must be some outside force controlling everyone who disagrees with them. Utterly pathetic

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Anon08/28/26, 21:47No.5156353

Dogs are christlike Cats are jewlikeAverage dog: >I am the way, the light, the truth. No one comes to my owner but through me. Whoever hath the dog hath the owner also, but whoever hath not the dog will be shut out of the owners home forever. Average cat: >The 198th meowtzvah is that we are commanded to charge pettings to a non-Owner and only then lend him peace, in order that we not assist him nor give him rest. Rather we should cause him loss, even with the kind of pettings that we are forbidden from taking from the Owner.

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Anon08/28/26, 22:08No.5156364

Can’t we all just get along. We all love our /an/imals and need to protect them from brown and Asian people

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Anon08/28/26, 22:14No.5156370

They learn to go “no u” so fast :’)

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Anon08/28/26, 22:17No.5156374

>started vagueposting kek now that’s a seething schizo. Have fun crying about people liking animals I guess ;)

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Anon08/28/26, 22:24No.5156382

/pol/yp confirmed

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Anon08/28/26, 22:27No.5156383

>n-no stop pointing out my rampant samefagging >p-pol Anti cat schizo truly never learns

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Anon08/28/26, 22:31No.5156387

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Anon08/28/26, 22:33No.5156389

Toxoplasmosis

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Anon08/28/26, 22:34No.5156391

>no retort >goes back to vagueposting They fold so easily…

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Anon08/28/26, 22:38No.5156396

this thread smells like designated shitting box

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Anon08/28/26, 22:47No.5156403

>3 malding (you)s in less than 2 minutes Jackpot! 2ezPS: Toxoplasmosis

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Anon08/28/26, 22:49No.5156404

>admitted to replying to himself >i-i win Ain’t no way this guy is real

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Anon08/28/26, 22:49No.5156405

crazy cat meltie kek nice job

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Anon08/28/26, 22:50No.5156406

And there he goes again kek. Anti cat schizo is really losing it today

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Anon08/28/26, 22:57No.5156409

What causes someone to reply to himself over and over again?

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Anon08/28/26, 23:29No.5156419

This is all just cat people trolling each other. /dog/ is the least active thread on /an/ because dogfags dont have time to tally up (you)s.Pic related, what the actual dogchads are up to rn

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Anon08/29/26, 06:18No.5156508

any of you guys ever pet a cat?

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Anon08/29/26, 11:03No.5156547

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Anon08/29/26, 11:04No.5156548

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Anon08/29/26, 15:31No.5156601

Catschizo is anticatschizo. It’s all one retard replying to himself and talking about himself. He slipped past his rangeban yesterday.

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Anon08/29/26, 19:16No.5156652

I feel like possibly the most important factor is how cats evolved grooming others as a show of dominance so they tolerate/enjoy being pet by us giant monkeys that evolved grooming things as a show of affection. It's just a very convenient compatibility between social behavior. You can't really pet most other animals like you can pet a cat.

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Anon08/29/26, 20:46No.5156674

>be cat >NONONO NONONO NOOOOOOOOOOO HISSSSSSSSSSSS

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Anon08/29/26, 21:18No.5156680

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Anon08/29/26, 22:04No.5156711

>newfag autist goes on /an/ >sees a photo of nature >has months long meltdown Many such cases. Kek

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Anon08/29/26, 22:10No.5156717

>starts vagueposting jej. Utterly mindbroken probably was the one who posted it and is still seething

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Anon08/29/26, 23:05No.5156727

Catschizo sees absolutely no difference between lions and house cats. Toxo confirmed. KEK

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Anon08/29/26, 23:10No.5156728

>anti-cat schizo puts himself when he loses an argument KEKYPOW!!! Melty time!

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Anon08/29/26, 23:20No.5156731

>i-i win Sure ya do buddy, whatever helps you sleep at nights ;) *patpat*

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Anon08/29/26, 23:49No.5156738

cats are trash, they're just furniture that bite and shit in a box. every catfag has a box full of shit and piss in their housethat they need to scoop as part of the humiliation ritual that is cat ownership. their homes always smell awful.

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Anon08/30/26, 04:00No.5156785

Cats won The anti cat schizo lost

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Anon08/30/26, 16:53No.5156887

Catschizo confirmed giga faggot. [/an/thread/5136124#p5136235] was posted right before croc killing lion cub image.Toxoplasmosis confirmed.

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Anon08/30/26, 17:01No.5156888

People don't think much about it, but a major reason why cats became pets is because they're so clean and don't smell. Cat urine smells but cats themselves don't because they spend half the day grooming themselves. Bury a nose in your cat and it doesn't smell at all or has a neutral fur smell. Most animals reek naturally for various reasons, even when they're clean, and they don't spend half the time to get clean that cats do. If you have a pet ferret or whatever, YOU have to wash it or it'll get nasty as fuck because it doesn't care.

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Anon08/30/26, 17:38No.5156893

how did you faggot retards manage to turn a thread about cats into this gay crybaby shit-flinging? kys. every last one of you.

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Anon09/01/26, 03:31No.5157258

Cats are one of the most powerful fetish (not in the psychological sense, but in the anthropological sense, like a totem or a relic) a man can ask for. > synchronized to our death drive and life drive Cats represents both the natural strength of a loner survivalist and the social will to conquer land by multiplying through it. > Most successful mesopredator in history Shit's easy for most canines. Pretty much everything the same size of a cat can and will sometimes kill them, and the same isn't true for the cats, it would take an incredibly weak dog to get sent to the morgue by a cat, the opposite can happen if the dog gets too enthusiastic with play. And yet. cats survive and spread. > Epitomize values of providers of safety, comfort and material needs. You do things for your cats. Your cat doesn't guard your house, doesn't provide comfort unless its first provided to it, and they might sometimes bring you some dead squirrel as a thank you, but most often, you spend on them. Owning a cat projects that, at least in principle, you are capable of accepting duties which rewards you rather poorly in material equivalent exchange.

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Anon09/01/26, 15:07No.5157319

reminds me of mine

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Anon09/01/26, 15:09No.5157320

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TTgxWlKeEYo

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Anon09/02/26, 05:17No.5157500

>get utterly btfo in thread >spam cat threads That is what losing looks like.

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Anon09/03/26, 04:02No.5157705

>Shitposts in /dog/ get deleted >None of the "toxoplasmosis" shitposts ITT are deleted Mod confirmed for being a dogredditor newfag

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Anon09/03/26, 04:58No.5157722

>The anti cat schizo is having yet another meltdown Unbelievably pathetic

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Anon09/03/26, 21:48No.5157887

>catschizo runs away again very cat like kek

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Anon09/04/26, 23:01No.5158195

>p-please pay attention to me I have nothing else going on in my life Ya I know, you don’t need to spell it out for me, schizo

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Anon09/05/26, 06:19No.5158267

Domestication. Water remolds itself to match the bowl's shape.

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Anon09/06/26, 13:14No.5158631

Toxoplasmosis patient general?

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