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Anonymous05/11/26, 23:05No.5124086TOADLINE
Is it true there is like 20 Redrums running around now? I like the idea of a toadline space marine chapter sustained by the preserved skeemseed of the founding primarch.
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Anon05/11/26, 23:12No.5124087
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Anon05/11/26, 23:13No.5124088
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Anon05/11/26, 23:14No.5124089
i like these thumbnails
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Anon05/11/26, 23:21No.5124091
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Anon05/12/26, 00:40No.5124120
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Anon05/12/26, 02:28No.5124196
Were toadlines mankinds revenge for the mauling statistics caused by pitbulls, or do pitbulls eat human children as revenge for the toadlines?
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Anon05/12/26, 16:05No.5124372
Hmm I always mention that it's shocking to me that about 4 generations, at max, up these dogs are all descended from a massive 30" 90 kg bandog, but now it makes more sense
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Anon05/12/26, 16:58No.5124394
If these things lived longer than 5 years I would legit buy one.
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Anon05/14/26, 01:50No.5124883
yes, the age of the clonetoad has begun. Soon the transgenic toads will dominate.
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Anon05/14/26, 22:01No.5125132
What I find morbidly funny about toadlines is that it has now reached a point where their breeding has become more closely aligned to plants than actual mammals.The most inbred dog breeds in the world are still fertile. Bulldogs, for how badly they have been mangled genetically, can still give birth with medical assistance. Same with sausage dogs. In the plant world however, if you keep having plants polinate themselves generation to generation or go out of your way to creat inter-cultivar hybirds, you get sterile seeds. There is a metric fuckton of crops we rely on and take for granted which are all sterile yet cultivate regardless. But, with plants, it's normal to just clone from cuttings. Doesn't matter how mangled genetically you get with ornamental pink houseplant leaf #1224 or uber steroid cattlefeed beetroot GMO reg #582930, you just grow a copy. To get to this point with plants we have had to cultivate for literally 100s of years, yet, here we are now having a line of dogs which the most yielding breeding strategy appears to be to just clone them. We are turning them into fucking bananas, and the chinese want in on it.
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Anon05/15/26, 00:15No.5125178
Toadlines are the only safe kind of shitbull. So inbred and brain damaged they aren't capable of mauling anything.