its now spring hungry hedgehogs are coming out of

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Anon04/25/26, 20:26No.5119165

The prodigal son (raper of ticks) has returned!

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Anon04/25/26, 20:38No.5119168

Hedgehogs are becoming endangered. Leave them the fuck alone and stop using them for your shitty tik tok click bait.

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Anon04/25/26, 21:01No.5119178

And then you also have the "smaller" ones; they are on an earlier life cycle.

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Anon04/25/26, 22:05No.5119193

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Anon04/27/26, 09:40No.5119582

My father gifted me a trail camera for christmas, so now I also have all sorts of cool hedgehogs clips. Turns out they usually fight when they spot each other. They remind me of little autistic sumo wrestlers, they try to flip their opponent so it will ball up and lose the fight; it stays balled up upside down like a loser for a while. Check this out.

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Anon04/28/26, 01:07No.5119781

I have nothing to add other than hedgehogs are neat and I am happy they exist.

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Anon04/28/26, 01:42No.5119791

please say there will be another orb made

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Anon04/30/26, 16:33No.5120568

Some time ago I spotted a "new" kind of tick. On hedgies they're usually either white or grey, with the occasional black make. Well, I assume they're male because they never feed despite being adults: the roam around on the hedgehogs and attach to females. I've twisted off quite a few couples too busy fucking. So here is a red/orange one. Pretty interesting.

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Anon04/30/26, 18:41No.5120602

Your caring for hedgehogs is merely a pretense. We all know your real autism is ticks.

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Anon05/02/26, 04:27No.5121069

Based hedgie protectorI could not touch that many ticks

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Anon05/02/26, 05:50No.5121082

don't they freak out when you handle them? how do you remove the ticks and fleas?

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Anon05/02/26, 13:55No.5121186

>Hedgehog thread >look inside >Tick thread

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Anon05/07/26, 06:25No.5122629

Imagine scatching so hard that you fall over and look foolish. That must have felt so good.

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Anon05/10/26, 02:12No.5123470

Are you The Hogfather? I'm called the Hedgie Whisperer. For whatever reason, hedgehogs like me and listen to simple instructions I give them after a bit of patient training. Hedgehogs are based.

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Anon05/11/26, 18:54No.5124001

How many did you keep indoors this winter?

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Anon05/12/26, 12:00No.5124318

Pretty intense fight last night. There were also unsuccessful courtships. Pathetic.

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Anon05/13/26, 14:06No.5124684

First layer has just been poured. I tried putting the ticks in the mold before pouring the resin to help them stay down, but it failed. Most of them will float... and will float back if I push them down. The bubbles should go away when it's curing.

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Anon05/13/26, 15:30No.5124700

What the fuck is wrong with this mentally ill retard collecting ticks.

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Anon05/15/26, 11:52No.5125319

Just poured the second layer. I'll check a few times to make sure the ticks don't drift too much.

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Anon05/17/26, 16:05No.5126069

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Anon05/19/26, 20:47No.5126669

Sorry about the lack of update, the past few days have been busy and the nights have been very rainy. Hedgehogs usually don't come out when it's pouring. Back on the orb, I've poured the fourth layer a few minutes ago. It looks like it's coming out really nice, as far as I can tell: just a few bubbles (most of the ones in the pictures are from the resin being poured, they should go away), the ticks aren't turning red because of the heat since I'm pouring small layers. So far so good, but we won't know until the whole orb is fully poured, cured, and out of the mold.

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Anon05/19/26, 20:49No.5126670

Side view. We're almost halfway there. I'm making sure to wait 48 hours between each layer. I expect the whole thing to require 10 layers.

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Anon05/21/26, 05:38No.5127069

Did you ever get any reaction from tick-bombing your mayor's mailbox or whatever it was you did?

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Anon05/28/26, 05:41No.5129356

Sorry for the bump. The orb should be complete within a week at most.

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Anon06/01/26, 21:37No.5130843

bump

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Anon06/04/26, 21:15No.5131842

The only issue remaining is that you can clearly see the different layers. I tried to circumvent this phenomenon by adding ticks before pouring and then more ticks after pouring, but most of the time they all float up nearly to surface level.

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Anon06/04/26, 21:21No.5131844

And here's the orbs museum. -first orb was a total mess, I poured all the ticks and resin in one huge pour. They all lumped, floated up and it bubbled like hell because of the volume of resin curing. -second one was somewhat better with several layers, but something went wrong and some layers never cured. Even now, over a year after, the middle part is still a bit runny. -third orb is therefore much better. The first and third orbs are over 1kg each.I'd like to come up with a random draw to send this third one to one anon, but how could I do it? And would (you) be interested?

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Anon06/10/26, 03:19No.5133520

bumparoo. I love these threads, can you repost the pics of the hedgies in hats? I really like them but I can't find them in my folder.

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Anon06/10/26, 09:29No.5133572

They were fucking under my window last night at 2am. What a horrifying sound I thought there was a boar loose sniffing around the yard I was scared to turn on the lights. How can such little critters make such a racket

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Anon06/12/26, 21:03No.5134189

Fun fact: if you enter the draw, you will have a 33% chance to win the orb.

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Anon06/13/26, 11:10No.5134340

I admire the tick orb, but I would consider it a cursed relic.

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Anon06/15/26, 21:05No.5135060

Slowly getting more people to join. That's currently a solid 20% to win.

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Anon06/17/26, 12:58No.5135479

>Sadly, I'm out for a month and a half of vacations >6 days and 15 hours ago gee i wonder

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Anon06/18/26, 07:04No.5135696

Post hedgehogs, nobody wants to think about ticks

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Anon06/18/26, 09:54No.5135746

...and what happens when another male gets close to a horny male hedgie. Notice both of them are absolute units. Also notice that the female does not care at all and will keep eating while males fight over her. There is some universal truth to it.

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Anon06/19/26, 17:13No.5136205

Do the hedgehogs leave poos as big as this in your yard or is this a function of a domestic, well fed one only?

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Anon06/19/26, 17:30No.5136210

i have replied for the orb. God bless this anon

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Anon06/20/26, 14:49No.5136523

I replied back to acknowledge all the anons who wished to join. Please check your spam of you didn't get the mail, and write again if somehow you didn't get it at all.

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Anon06/23/26, 18:23No.5137283

Bumpin for hogs.

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Anon06/26/26, 18:13No.5138131

here is my little brother’s hedgehog, named Lawrence. my stupid retard idiot brother neglects him but i care for him best i can and take him out for cuddles daily. in the summertime we bring him outside and he is so happy.

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Anon07/03/26, 16:08No.5139935

Hogs gonna hog, we need a hog status update!

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Anon07/03/26, 21:27No.5139996

How to enter the draw?

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Anon07/14/26, 14:00No.5142707

Bump. Only seven anons were brave enough to enter the draw.

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Anon07/21/26, 12:05No.5144939

Came back home a few days ago. I found this very young male last night. Surprisingly, it sports a goatee. You can also see a tick at the base of its ear.

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Anon07/26/26, 18:23No.5146454

Whoever wins this shit should give this orb as a wedding present to his wife in the future and package i up all nice.

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Anon08/01/26, 13:53No.5147851

>hey guys, nice party. Can I join? My family is weird

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Anon08/02/26, 01:00No.5147946

While I understand this is your hobby, isn't it probably easier to just feed them an antiparasitic?

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Anon08/06/26, 11:51No.5149022

Allright, time for the draw! Here are the brave anons who dared enter.

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Anon08/06/26, 11:58No.5149024

Aaaaand here we go! I'll send an e-mail to the lucky (?) winner later today to get his full postal address.

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Anon08/11/26, 02:18No.5150804

Bump

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Anon08/13/26, 04:37No.5151819

are hogs getting absolutely raped by ticks a normal part of their life cycle or there's a sort of ecological plague tick going on?

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Anon08/16/26, 06:32No.5152986

I accidentally kicked one yesterday because I failed to notice it in the dark. Do they survive these things? It at least managed to run away

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Anon08/25/26, 18:06No.5155430

Imagine playing marbles, but they each have a tick inside. You can even make the different tick marbles worth varying amounts based on color and size of the tick

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Anon08/25/26, 18:44No.5155436

Make one into a bowling ball

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Anon08/26/26, 16:10No.5155694

I just imagined Dragonball themed tick orbs. Gather all of them and you'll be granted a wish by Shedgehoglong.

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Anon08/31/26, 02:58No.5156993

Bumping the tick orb thread.

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Anon09/05/26, 19:59No.5158454

Today is a bad day. I spotted those two juveniles outside one hour before dusk. Why are they not supposed to be out of their nest before dusk, you ask?

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Anon09/05/26, 20:02No.5158456

It's because if they're outside before dusk, flies will spot them and lay about 100 eggs on the hedgies. They will soon hatch and eat the hedgehog alive. This was the disgusting cluster of eggs on the first one.

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Anon09/06/26, 12:53No.5158628

based

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