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Anonymous04/23/26, 23:21No.5118655Why are people like this
>It's a shame no animals are as big as the dinosaurs today :(
>The blue whale is bigger than the largest dinosaurs, though.
>Yeah but they're boring because... because they just are, okay?!
>It's a shame there are no marine reptiles alive today :(
>Yellow bellied sea snakes can spend their whole lives at sea, though.
>Yeah but they're boring because... because they just are, okay?!
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Anon04/23/26, 23:35No.5118660
Because you can’t see Blue Whales at the zoo, retard.And “snakes, but underwater” ain’t that cool
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Anon04/23/26, 23:48No.5118664
So you're saying that if we had dinosaurs today we'd take them for granted and think they're boring?
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Anon04/24/26, 03:22No.5118709
>yellow bellied sea snack.jpg
What do they taste like?
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Anon04/24/26, 07:13No.5118743
I'm convinced if we ever found big foot or the yeti we'd stick a couple in zoos and then lose interest since they'd just be another great ape at that point.
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Anon04/24/26, 08:51No.5118759
>It's a shame no animals are as big
>big
>implying size is the only thing making dinosaurs coolWhat about the extremely efficient respiratory system? The sheer diversity in body plans? The arms race between herbivores and carnivores, resulting in spiked tails, club tails, bone crushing teeth, literal armor? The current extant animals are simply lacklustre compared to DINOGODSI also notice you completely skipped pterosaurs because you knew no living flyer could ever be as impressive or weird as the Azhdarchids
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Anon04/24/26, 19:22No.5118895
Old good new bad, unironically. They are just intrinsically scarier, cooler and more primal in a way modern animals can never match no matter their feats.
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Anon04/25/26, 07:17No.5119018
>why are people like this
Because they are retarded, simple as.
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Anon05/03/26, 07:41No.5121410
Biggest Dino’s mogged these slippery homos.
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Anon05/03/26, 08:06No.5121413
>>The blue whale is bigger than the largest dinosaurs, though.
Does nothing but swim around and suck in water
>>Yellow bellied sea snakes can spend their whole lives at sea, though.
It's just a snake
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Anon05/03/26, 09:43No.5121426
Because people are used to these animals. But really our animals are cooler. Dinosaurs got blown the fuck out and yet these still exist and all that remains of dinosaurs are birds. Dinosaurs and extinct animals are cool, but people severely underestimate and undervalue the dudes that actually won at life and are still here.
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Anon05/04/26, 18:06No.5121909
>The blue whale is thought to be bigger than the largest dinosaurs, though.There, fixed it for you, faggot.
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Anon05/04/26, 21:37No.5121953
Blue Whales are hella gay that's why
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Anon05/05/26, 07:21No.5122078
>It's a shame no LAND animals are as big as the dinosaurs todayfixed it for you
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Anon05/06/26, 15:27No.5122433
>I fantasize about regular interaction with hypermegafauna
>but the largest is in a remote section of the world that you will likely never see>I fantasize about a diverse ecosystem including giant creatures like plesiosaurs
>some snakes can swim!
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Anon05/10/26, 12:25No.5123622
elephants are already at the extreme limit of how big a land animal can be. if it was bigger no bones could support its weight, no heart could pump enough blood etc.t-rex was an agile hunter bigger than elephants? fuck off.
big herbivores the size of a building? many theories about how they only survived in shallow waters and never came out, unable to support their own weight on land, but specimens are found far from ancient waterways so it doesn't track.
fliers like pterodactycls have wingspans that couldn't support their weight.the only real explanation is that gravity was lower in the past.
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Anon05/10/26, 17:14No.5123693
I am always in awe that we have such luxury status to live with the biggest animal ever to grace our planet, unless there’s some truly enormous jellyfish or siphonophore in the primeval past or something idk.Oh and it’s a gentle creature who will only hurt you if you swim right next to it like an idiot because it can’t help being a huge and strong motherfucker.
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Anon05/11/26, 09:27No.5123917
>fliers like pterodactycls have wingspans that couldn't support their weight.
nobody tell him about the big metal birds living in metal caves at the airport
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Anon05/11/26, 10:39No.5123935
>muh blue whale
When people say animals, they typically mean animals and not fish.
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Anon05/15/26, 18:40No.5125403
Ever hear of the concept of spectacle? We have snakes on land, who cares about a swimming one. When people say marine reptiles they mean giant archosaurs/60-foot crocs with flippers, something alien.
And blue whales are mogged by the biggest dinosaurs. Any time you find a femur of some titanosaur it’s just as big as the biggest blue whale of all time and there were objectively titanosaurs twice that big at least if some random one-off bone is already matching the whale.
+filter feeding gentle giants are fucking boring they don’t do anything