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Anonymous04/21/26, 09:17No.5117910
>farm whales for their milk
>make cheese out of it
>strap some extravagant label on it
>sell it to billionaires as an exotic culinary experience
>you are now filthy rich
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Anon04/21/26, 09:22No.5117912
nigga do you know how cows are made to lactate and how veal is made? a cetacean milk farm would be the most fucked up shit ever
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Anon04/21/26, 09:59No.5117914
it would be salty as shit and taste like fish, the thing about exotic food is that it needs to taste good first
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Anon04/21/26, 10:02No.5117915
you present it like it's a scam, but it literally would be extravagant and an exotic culinary experience
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Anon04/21/26, 12:18No.5117940
How would you farm whales and extract their milk in the first place?
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Anon04/27/26, 10:03No.5119585
Why are her titts that low?
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Anon04/29/26, 10:25No.5120170
Holstein whales fucking when?
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Anon05/03/26, 16:11No.5121491
>you are no a faggot with karmic debt
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Anon05/04/26, 22:33No.5121966
fun fact
the baby sperm whale has no teeth in its lower jaw - this is for good reason
the mother does not have external nipples. the nipples are inverted and located on either side of the vaginal slit.
in order to reach the nipples and nurse, the baby has to insert its lower jaw into the mother's vaginal slit and push the nipple out of its picket, and if inserted deep enough the nipple will align perfectly with the infant's mouth. it doesn't hurt the mother because the infant's jaw is smooth.
every single sperm whale calf has to eat its mothers pussy just to live.
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Anon05/05/26, 00:18No.5121979
Hmm... I remember a lengthy and informative discussion on the efficacies of seal milk on /vp/ a few months ago. I was only in the thread to fap to the primarina boobies, but I did read most of it. Maybe they would be a more suitable alternative to whales. The logistics would certainly be simpler...
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Anon05/07/26, 01:26No.5122582
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXipZPiTImc
Dolphins are whales. Is there a reason this doesn't work?
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Anon05/09/26, 11:34No.5123279
It can be done. Replace the calf with a disguised drone