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Anonymous03/09/26, 06:45No.5107490
I am freaking out.
I was minding my own business in my basement watching TV and all of a sudden i found a frog hopping across the carpet to behind one of the couches.
I am worried, i don't want a frog in my house, nit's not a good environment for it and i don't want it to die.
How do i safely remove the frog from my house and where should i bring it to assure its safety?
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Anon03/09/26, 08:00No.5107501
>Step 1: Catch a fly
>Step 2: Measure how far the frog can jump
>Step 3: Dig a circular hole with that radius
>Step 4: Dangle caught fly from step 1 with a rope from the ceiling above the center of the hole from step 3
>Step 5: ???
>Step 6: Profit
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Anon03/09/26, 23:58No.5107696
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Anon03/10/26, 00:27No.5107700
Lucky. I wish there were frogs anywhere in or around my house. Theyre so slick and neat looking.
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Anon03/10/26, 01:05No.5107710
Maybe a toad, which amerifats mistake for frogs, if it's a gray tree frog that's not good at all
Leave a big water dish or three on the floor either way, if it doesn't know the way out it will be attracted to the water, at least