secretary bird - /an/

Anonymous05/17/25, 09:08No.4989049Secretary Bird

Thoughts on the secretary Bird?

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Anon05/17/25, 09:11No.4989050

Anon05/17/25, 09:12No.4989051

Anon05/17/25, 09:24No.4989053

very pretty

Anon05/18/25, 23:20No.4989723

Anon05/19/25, 05:04No.4989916

This bird shows off a lot of features similar to attractive women

Anon05/19/25, 09:01No.4989965

If not sex, why sex shaped?

Anon05/19/25, 09:41No.4989975

what a slutty bird

Anon05/19/25, 19:01No.4990160

reminder that males look the same

Anon05/19/25, 19:03No.4990162

used to like them until it became evident they only get posted here by birdfuckers with foot fetishes now they just make me angry when i see them. thanks an.

Anon05/22/25, 21:31No.4991525

Anon05/22/25, 21:32No.4991526

Anon05/22/25, 21:32No.4991527

They sure hate reptiles

Anon05/26/25, 00:28No.4993052

Anon05/30/25, 09:05No.4994973

Anon05/31/25, 00:15No.4995236

>has thigh highs What did God mean by this?

Anon06/05/25, 20:36No.4997949

I would fuck that bird. Very pretty.

Anon06/06/25, 00:40No.4998083

Anon06/09/25, 21:54No.4999800

Anon06/09/25, 21:55No.4999801

Anon06/10/25, 01:57No.5000006

Anon06/10/25, 03:38No.5000051

so fucking cute >no youtube, I will not turn off adblock https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l88IWh8ymD0Also clips of them deepthroating entire animals like snakes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JX2J4oeoiUU

Anon06/14/25, 15:26No.5001587

Anon06/17/25, 09:13No.5002582

Anon06/21/25, 00:10No.5004049

Anon06/22/25, 20:21No.5004793

Anon06/25/25, 13:11No.5006892

Anon06/25/25, 21:20No.5007142

>fags only care about the eyelashes >when the coolest shit about them is their absolutely lethal kickin moves

Anon06/25/25, 23:14No.5007197

nice feet

Anon06/26/25, 13:30No.5007437

other birds have eyelashes too

Anon06/26/25, 18:09No.5007549

Pretty neat fighting stance and moves, specially the kicks OH, also. Why do they emit such a SLAYYYYYYYY vibe? I'm so fucking confused.

Anon06/26/25, 18:30No.5007564

Damn, do you need more buzzwords to form something akin to an opinion or do you need more? Hey, you can found more hurting ones in fucking urban dictionary you fucking troglodyte. Anyway, nice try tho. Next time you'll do something worthwhile.

Anon06/26/25, 23:04No.5007673

Anon06/27/25, 01:57No.5007744

She's what the kids would describe as "cunty"

Anon06/30/25, 22:11No.5009863

Anon06/30/25, 22:12No.5009865

Anon07/05/25, 08:02No.5011882

Anon07/08/25, 20:54No.5013630

Anon07/11/25, 17:45No.5014955

Anon07/11/25, 22:49No.5015074

Cool, beautiful bird, but I can't be a full fan because I love snakes

Anon07/15/25, 10:55No.5016792

Anon07/19/25, 13:26No.5019106

Anon07/21/25, 02:49No.5020196

Idk never personally met one but this guy seemed alright

Anon07/21/25, 02:51No.5020198

>stomp stomp stomp smash stompfunni bird

Anon07/25/25, 15:48No.5022170

Anon07/26/25, 16:53No.5022665

>what should we name this bird >well it looks like a professional that sleeps her way to the top

Anon07/26/25, 17:02No.5022668

uh anons.. is pic related legit? Ive got the land.

Anon07/30/25, 03:45No.5024095

Anon08/07/25, 03:13No.5027689

looks kinda faggy

Anon08/08/25, 04:44No.5028338

Anon08/11/25, 07:00No.5029563

Anon08/14/25, 17:34No.5031400

Anon08/16/25, 19:43No.5032441

Anon08/16/25, 19:54No.5032452

Tall chicken

Anon08/19/25, 09:13No.5033586

Anon08/22/25, 02:02No.5034976

Anon08/25/25, 00:53No.5036777

Anon08/27/25, 17:06No.5037939

Anon08/29/25, 18:36No.5039074

Anon08/31/25, 21:48No.5040078

Anon08/31/25, 22:25No.5040099

Anon09/02/25, 14:43No.5040921

Anon09/05/25, 21:45No.5042427

Anon09/08/25, 22:17No.5044194

Anon09/14/25, 10:20No.5046245

Anon09/17/25, 08:56No.5047590

Anon09/19/25, 18:30No.5048510

Anon09/22/25, 12:46No.5049845

Anon09/22/25, 12:54No.5049854

Hello fellow secretary birds

Anon09/27/25, 01:07No.5051904

Anon09/30/25, 22:31No.5053405

Anon10/05/25, 15:56No.5055233

Anon10/05/25, 17:20No.5055264

Anon10/05/25, 17:38No.5055268

>Thoughts on the secretary Bird? I rarely think about them

Anon10/06/25, 00:56No.5055384

Funny little dudes

Anon10/09/25, 02:11No.5056887

Anon10/12/25, 21:25No.5058612

Anon10/15/25, 22:35No.5059944

Anon10/19/25, 17:26No.5061538

Anon10/22/25, 14:41No.5062795

Anon10/24/25, 13:46No.5063900

Anon10/26/25, 15:23No.5064816

Anon10/29/25, 15:29No.5066084

Anon11/02/25, 14:03No.5067686

Anon11/06/25, 00:44No.5069243

Anon11/08/25, 20:29No.5070434

Anon11/12/25, 15:50No.5072083

Anon11/15/25, 07:23No.5073354

Anon11/19/25, 16:40No.5075089

Anon11/24/25, 17:24No.5077144

Anon11/26/25, 03:46No.5077729

>made stolas get divorce raped >destroyed octavias relationship fuck that cold bitch is what i say

Anon11/29/25, 16:05No.5078830

Anon12/04/25, 00:22No.5080172

Anon12/04/25, 04:49No.5080215

meds

Anon12/08/25, 00:20No.5081380

Anon12/08/25, 14:26No.5081518

It's a non-binary thread. The secretary bird represents us.

Anon12/12/25, 08:56No.5082669

Anon12/15/25, 14:48No.5083666

Anon12/19/25, 03:29No.5084602

Anon12/23/25, 02:23No.5085853

Anon12/28/25, 01:19No.5087138

Anon12/31/25, 21:00No.5088226

Anon01/05/26, 00:26No.5089494

Anon01/05/26, 08:44No.5089591

Can a Secretary Bird look at me like this plz ?

Anon01/15/26, 17:16No.5092426

Anon01/19/26, 07:36No.5093502

Anon01/22/26, 17:48No.5094899

Anon01/24/26, 07:13No.5095434

she looks like she fucks demon owl men

Anon01/27/26, 14:31No.5096440

Anon02/01/26, 14:17No.5097796

Anon02/06/26, 16:04No.5099224

Anon02/12/26, 07:56No.5100619

Anon02/13/26, 21:06No.5100962

POST HER [spoiler]brood patch[/spoiler]

Anon02/17/26, 23:01No.5101993

Anon02/23/26, 08:08No.5103692

Anon02/23/26, 20:12No.5103884

oh my god just dump the rest of your images here instead of constantly waiting until page 10 and perpetually prolonging this thread's life for more than 9 months already

Anon02/27/26, 00:19No.5104833

Wtf is wrong with this thread?

Anon03/01/26, 07:39No.5105518

>287 days